Hammer Haus

@micodin18 @SarahKSilverman Extremely common - basic conversation turns to the expression of his interest and then to his rage due to your disinterest with dizzying speed. The end rant is always full exposure and supports the need for caution. I imagine this exchange is familiar to many.

Do men know how familiar this is

@MadBettyATX @adampally @SamRichardson The idea that anyone would play “Scenes from an Italian Restaurant” twice- let alone however many times it took for the bar owner to just go and get a gun randomly floats into my head and slays every single time.

Have you watched Champaign ILL? Such a great show and sadly, there are only ten episodes. I'd give anything to see @adampally and @SamRichardson make another season. Anyway, watch it on Hulu and then come talk to me about it.

@adampally “Saturday Sun.”

Up before dawn, Alexa play Nick Drake

@adampally Answer is C - nothing matters. Discovered and watched Happy Endings -last episode over yesterday - thought Netflix was broken - not happy. Be in more movies/shows and eat real pizza.

All the Pizza places on my walk home where closed so I waited till I walked in my house, cooked up a cauliflower frozen. Told myself even half of this would be healthier choice. Ended up eating whole thing. Does it matter? In the end will it matter for me? Does anything matter?

@adampally Adam.

Congrats to The Weekend for taking home 5 Junos, and congrats to me for staying in my home with the same old Ju Nose

@brianjoralvarez I log onto Twitter every day to watch this about 4 or 5 times and then I log out.

Omg omg omg!

@ambermruffin He is an elf. He is elfin.

@ambermruffin You are not wrong. Watched a video of “Parks” clips yesterday and caught him singing a snippet - but this? THIS! Struggling with who I thought he was. “Difficult People” and all that. Must rewatch this video 11 more times...

@lbjzaharakis @StephenKing “Crouch End.” Wiki says it’s in “Nightmares and Dreamscapes” which upsets me as I know exactly where that book is located on my shelf and wasn’t aware that particular evil was seeping into the books surrounding...

@YouLivingLarger @StephenKing Which one was that? I’m intrigued.

Yes, the books were excellent.

@WDavidson1967 @StoryHub5 You are my hero.

@StoryHub5 Let me save you the 45 min of adds. Mom is embarrassed about Breastfeeding in a restaurant. Waitresses is impressed, pays for one of the pizza and thanks the woman. Everyone cried. Oh and it was her Birthday.

@GKuhlenschmidt Working hard so I can get home to my dog (...also husband) and this pops up. Hard. Hitting.

this is probably one of the hardest things ive ever gone through

@_holmes_holmes Amazing! I found this show and watched in one day! Not ashamed! You will KILL THIS!

@GKuhlenschmidt The end is genius and - that’s it.

netflix wants another dollar each month?

@danjlevy Mom let me watch SCTV every night and your dad and CO - and what they seem to have - gives me life and I worry about them being w/o one another. Saving the show for - what- The End Days? It’s like dessert - I know it will be good and I won’t let myself yet...

@towerjohn @Slate Your wife is named “Dorcas” and yet she goes by “Dorcas.” Wanna fight? Meet me in the living room..

Want to see less racism and sexism in classical music? Stop calling Beethoven by his last name. slate.trib.al/WuOOsyo

@brianjoralvarez This made my day - sending to bookmarks for daily viewings - I needed this in my life! Follow!

@alyssalimp I AM KILLING IT TODAY and it’s because my elbows are up, I’m working the butt when I walk and talkin’ fast - like your mutha. Seriously - she’s a thing for me. Respect.

no place like home

@adampally @danjlevy You’re no slouch. Watched one of your movies months ago and was driven to find everything you were ever in. Unforced, naturally funny - I dig it.

Catherine O’Hara and Annie Murphy and Schitts Creek and the writing is the best ever. @danjlevy is the funniest actor working and I seathe with jealousy which is my highest compliment. Love you @Realeugenelev.

Please counter with photo of u with ur sweet child (no human childs pls)