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@TheAfrocentricI Yall are always angry about something 😪

Loved the performance but very paper bag test.

“Can we jump on a quick call”

It’s the alcohol.

I guess normal people can’t wear or buy pink and green 🤣 It just so happens that my purse is pink and my suitcase is green and I’m getting sorority allegations all throughout the airport

The Love is Blind reunion was very underwhelming like the entire season…

AKA a lot of people at Vibe just lost their jobs

unnecessary lying is actually so concerning.. like, are you ok?

texting people back is hard as fuck I really do think ur cool I just can’t right now man

Who produced Pyramids for Frank Ocean? Do it again nigga.

The Lyft push notifications are getting desperate. “It’s your driver’s birthday month, set a default tip for all your rides.” Be for real.

High quality deep wave hair is really the cheat code for any hairstyle. When blown out and curled, curls stay in for days and then when straightened, it’s always so full.

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours.

The daycare told me my puppy hasnt stopped playing since he got to daycare two days ago. Yes my boy, get my money’s worth.

Haven’t talked in months but got a Zelle. No happy birthday or nothing just like how I like it.

Hairstylists will have 500 rules around being late but will pull up to your appointment whenever they get ready and I hate it.

American Airlines really the worst. Why is my 55 minute flight delayed 45 minutes?? Really have to stop giving y’all chances. @AmericanAir