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Apple Maps consistently overestimates the time it takes me to walk somewhere by about 20%. There should be a setting that takes into account if you have that dawg in you

apple weather app don't know what's going on, they just be looking out the window like the rest of us

if i had triplets id call them tallinn riga vilnius

real walkers never press “start” when using google maps

@VishalSid_1 u know aizen is the nr1 villain when there’s a yt video called aizen vs everyone and he wins

Greatest villian ost

When I hear my mom telling our relative on the phone that I'm right next to her and I'm available to talk to

they stop asking you for ID once the light in your eyes is gone

sie haben das google maps icon geändert mein tag ist ruiniert

how it feels to recognize a voice actor 5 seconds into watching an anime

kollegin hat gerade ihren kaffee ausgetrunken und dann direkt in das kaffeehäferl wasser reingegeben und trinkt das jetzt was geht eigentlich

The singularity is approaching and I’m still using Gmail to transfer files from my phone to PC.

alleine wohnen so krass ich bereit mir spaghetti im topf zu rühre das pesto da direkt rein nehme den topf mit ins bett und esse daraus wie ein schwein am trog

I am the only person in my family that can torrent. My parents couldn't and my children don't have to. All this knowledge will die with me. Like tears in rain.

i miss the god complex english class gave me

Manchmal frage ich mich, ob wohl der alte Holzmichel noch lebt

ja es stimmt ich zieh die 25% pickerl nach dem zahlen ab und verwende sie am nächsten tag nochmal

djokovic is an insanely good tennis player. i've hated him since I was 8 and will continue to hate him. the end.

unfortunately, i do enjoy the downfall of people who did me wrong

Leaving my 8 hour shift after taking 32 smoke breaks and doing absolutely nothing productive all day

people who don’t have twitter be trynna show you shit you laughed at a month ago