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bruh who the FUCK are these niggas LMAO

A man recently asked me on a date and asked if I had any allergies… I told him I was allergic to lobster and he said it was a red flag that I was allergic to luxury. You know what bitch nigga you got me there and that was also hilarious.

“To write for a Black family, you start asking yourself, ‘What am I doing?’ So we cast all Black actors for Gerald’s family — that helped with authenticity. Then we listened to Jamil, Gerald’s voice actor, loved his phrasing and pacing, and wrote more of what he brought. In the ’90s, we were doing our best just to show different ethnicities on screen, thinking it’d be cool for a kid to see Gerald and say, ‘Finally, a character that looks more like me.’ People tell me that now.” Craig Bartlett, Creative Talent Network (2020)

when u tell her to shave her pu$$y & u wake up bald

Men who have emotional intelligence… who raised you??

Does your boss have the right to tell you that your perfume is too strong and it’s offensive to others in the office and you should stop using it ?

I know regular sex starts with kissing or oral... how tf does hooker sex start?!?!?!

Hair stylist, I understand you wanna hide the client's face but what's this???

If you let him, he’ll stack the pussy on top of each other and eat em both right there

I’m officially cancer free !!!☺️🥲🥹

being fat will fr have u afraid of certain sex positions, what if they see my rolls or my boobs bounce too much