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I'm excited to be able to share with you Season 2 of Danger! Health Films. We're all about Drugs, Dropouts and WKRP Cameo.

Does Twitter still exist? I sent this 18 months ago.

the anniversary is here!

@MJMcKean has he not seen the YMCA sequence from Can't Stop The Music?

Thinking of launching a class-action lawsuit against Victor Willis for accusing every living person of having their "minds in the gutter." Who's with me?

@SenThomTillis @SenTedBuddNC You're looking rough. Is your health an issue?

Ryan Park’s nomination is a last-ditch effort by Senate Dems and the Biden Administration to install an activist judge. They have constantly worked in bad faith and even tried to nominate a partisan Democrat who ran against @SenTedBuddNC. Americans spoke clearly last week. No more activist judges. No partisan lame-duck confirmations. #ncpol

Grok: Halt And Catch Fire.

Why have I moved over to Bluesky? Because I used to get 2,500 views of a single post in 1 day. Now it's a week for everything on here? This place is crap. Catch me over at Bluesky - same name - same leaf.

@JoshMankiewicz did not say what you wanted to do with your family.

Outrage as $4M Massachusetts murder mansion where wealthy businessman slaughtered his wife and teen daughter is listed as 'perfect family home' dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@ManMadeMoon we are trapped in a Peter Watkins movie at this point.

@AoDespair This is a woman who less that a week ago wouldn't let him kiss her on the lips and she's just standing there with giant glasses. This is one of Elon Musk's robots.

@chrissteinplays it would make watching TV less annoying for September.

Don't you think if campaigning took a month or so instead of TWO FUCKING YEARS it might be a tad less anxiety producing?

Why don't Trump and Elon get married tonight?

@fullcastandcrew he's been giving a Brando vibe for a while - guess if the last thing you saw him in was Titanic, you might be surprised.

He's actually pretty recognizable as Marlon Brando

@JoeLeydon Happy Pump and Dump Day!

Rats deserting a sinking stock? mediaite.com/politics/just-…

@BBCWorld Felons get to vote in florida.

Donald Trump casts his vote in US election bbc.in/4enGqqt

@anylaurie16 if they can get "captured" by Ukraine troops, they can become citizens of South Korea.

@MrAlanSpencer I should go to Taco Bell...before RFK Jr bans them for his Road Kill Cub Cafes.

History could remember this date as our country's last Taco Tuesday. #ElectionDay

@roywoodjr Reality Stars stick together.

Dear Mrs. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans/ This'll be the last package I ever send your ass/ Been 6 months, still no word, I don't deserve it?/ I know you got my last 2 letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect!

@msbsexton Dr. Phil is a shill.

@m_millsey Massachusetts is Tonic Land.

Reasonably accurate.

@DrMatthewSweet it's tough. i expect to hear the sounds of my old three legged cat coming down the hallway.

Sudden catlessness is making me realise how fully integrated he was into my perception of domestic space. I keep looking at the floor; shutting doors that don't need to be shut; shielding toast and sushi from a thief who isn't there.