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we just need self-liquifying, yield-generating, market-pegged synthetic dollar.

@brian_armstrong @grok fix it.

We experienced an outage at Coinbase last night, which is never acceptable. The root cause was a room overheating in an AWS datacenter when multiple chillers failed. We design our services to be redundant to downtime in any one AWS Availability Zone (AZ), and most of our systems worked this way last night, but not all. Our centralized exchange did not. Exchanges have unique architectures that optimize for latency and co-location of clients. It is possible to make exchanges resistant to AZ failures, but this can introduce latency delays that are not desirable along with breaking customer co-location. Given this incident, we'll revisit these tradeoffs to ensure we're giving you the best possible venue to trade. At a minimum, the duration of an outage should be able to be reduced considerably when an AZ move is needed. Thank you to the AWS and Coinbase teams for working through the night to mitigate the issue. We’ll share the detailed technical summary once it's ready.

@GrantCardone bro this is not 2020 xD

I’m thinking about dropping a meme coin to prove you can be profitable without a Stanford degree. I’m baffled how self proclaimed smart people failed to make ANY money after 500 attempts. Who wants to work with me on this? I’ll hold 20% of supply for developers. I know nothing about this space so I need lots of help with graphics. Code, affiliates, exchanges, releases etc.

@Liz_Wheeler @grok is this a fact ?

93% of the 4,849 Christians who were murdered for their faith last year were murdered by Islamists.

@BoredElonMusk and so ?/

UnitedHealthcare CEO was killed a block away from this spot.

@WhiteHouse DAMN 3400 YO THANK YOU PRESIDENT

MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!

i am more fan of eating the rich but this is fine too. lol.

@NoaMagid stfu and fuck off this planet savethechildren.net/news/gaza-2000…

Maya Puder was brutally murdered by Hamas on October 7. Remember her.

@saylor bro what kind of boomer cringe is this.

You weren’t meant to live an uncomfortable life. $STRC

somehow this is peak bubble :D

@WhiteHouse ⚡Al Jazeera correspondent: A child was killed by Israeli sniper fire in the Zeitoun neighborhood, southeast of Gaza City. The terrorist organisation (Isreal) still doing war crimes.

President Donald J. Trump announces a 10-day ceasefire between Lebanon and Israel. "It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th, so let's, GET IT DONE!"

@EricLDaugh great, so bitcoin goes up :)

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Sec. Scott Bessent just said that because Iran BOMBED Gulf neighbors, those countries are suddenly opening up Iranian regime BANK accounts to Treasury So he can FREEZE their assets! Checkmate playing out. 🔥 "What may prove to be FATAL mistakes the Iranians made was bombing their [Gulf] NEIGHBORS." "Who are now willing to be much more transparent in terms of the funds, or do a deeper dive in investigating the funds that are held within their banking systems." "So, we have pushed out to them the request that we want to freeze more funds of the leadership of the IRGC and any members of Iranian leadership." "The other thing that we have done is we have told companies, we have told countries that if you are buying Iranian oil, that if Iranian money is sitting in your banks, we are now willing to apply secondary sanctions, which is a very stern measure." "The Iranians should know that this is going to be the FINANCIAL equivalent of what we saw in the KINETIC activities." Bessent is an economic ASSASSIN. 🇺🇸

Domino cooking :D

@cometwtf he is not a jew.

Satoshi Nakamoto could literally do this:

@mushmoonz amen.

To anyone under 30:

@RaminNasibov Simulation or emulator… either way, I hope the devs fix the bugs.

Are we living in a simulation?

@NYCMayor inshallah!

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

@AltcoinDaily bro 11% yield, i only look for 67% yield.

JUST IN: Coffeezilla publishes video taking on Bitcoin believer Michael Saylor & Strategy's $STRC. Coffee says Saylor's STRC preferred-stock pitch is too simple & the risks are not properly explained. "It's been compared to the iPhone. It's been compared to a Ponzi scheme." "You put in your money. They say they're going to yield about 11.5% per year. That's basically double digit returns which is just mind-blowing" "What is the problem with that? Well ultimately... the company has no obligation to pay you back. Why haven't people realized this?" "My entire problem is that they're leading people like a pied piper with this kind of ludicrous idea. Their pitch is of a money market and a bank - When that's just not what this is. This is a snowball of yield."

@SimonFoxWriter i believe in fairy tails where is my land ?

I believe the Jewish people MUST have their own homeland. And I believe the Jewish people have an undeniable right to DEFEND it & themselves. Apparently, that makes me a Zionist. OK, then. So be it.

DOUBLE THAT

@Dollartree_1 i need this guy in my life :D

Nothing better than a dealer telling you are retarded for doing retarded shit. "Are you dumb.. what the fuck is wrong with you? Double on 19.... 28"