Carmen DeMarco

@hiJACKd_Reality I bite my tongue on a lot of your posts. Be careful what you wish for. I will get @ChrisH095 started on you too

@YourboyCEEJ This annual roast was disappointing

@ChrisH095 @ninadrama @dillondanis @TheNotoriousMMA @AlexPereiraUFC I think he does this to look tough. It’s a show. If I wanted subscribers I’d find the leading people in the field I talk about and take the same pics.

@ninadrama @dillondanis @TheNotoriousMMA @AlexPereiraUFC I think if he wanted to fight he would

Imagine if Dillon Danis makes it into the UFC. Imagine the press conferences and the lead ups. Love him or hate him, @dillondanis is great at jiujitsu and I think he could be competitive. With teammates like @TheNotoriousMMA and @AlexPereiraUFC in his corner…What do you guys think?

@hiJACKd_Reality You can’t feed people this ammo if you don’t want to be roasted.

@hiJACKd_Reality Do I have to go back to roasting you for the things you say on these platforms? 😂

@Alphafox78 Where is that crazy/hot matrix when you need it. This is a yes for me and it might be my 🚩

Would you drink with her?

@festivaltortuga why does it sound so terrible at the sunset stage? Can’t hear a single lyric. Fix this

@Vallenttino_ @puppiwii First girl I’ve seen in a long time who knows what to do.

twitter porn >

@Biz3602 Damon has a twitter account!?

Who wants a job? We’re hiring for FOH + BOH positions. 🌮🍹🥑💃🏽🕺🏼

@iCryAfterSex I love the catch phrases I’ve come up with to get out of small talk. Example: “Good to see ya man, let me go check on (insert a random thing here) and I will come right back. Ensuring that my tone means they know I won’t ever be back, ever!

If there was a small talk Olympics, I want to assure you all. I’d absolutely come in dead last…

@hiJACKd_Reality This girl can definitely not hit a softball anymore. 😜

Our weekend lineup:

@hiJACKd_Reality @LAFitness I will never not be here for you boo.

@YourboyCEEJ @LAFitness Ahhhh I was starting to think you were going to let 2021 slip away from us without your annual tweet to me

@erockrewers He’s just not good. It’s not hard to see. He’s a great athlete. But I relate him to Tim Tebow with a better arm but less of the will power to win that Tebow had.

You think Jalen Hurts realizes this is a must win game or na?

@dajanavujatovic Closest Home Depot to downtown Baltimore. Lots of home remodels in Greek Town…

@dajanavujatovic Only deal breaker is if she’s got a Dundalk accent. “Hey hun, wunna go ta 7/11 and get some nachoes with ja lop an o’s” 🤮✌️

@dajanavujatovic There’s a Home Depot there I go to a lot. It’s a trash Home Depot. But I’ve been all over the world and haven’t found mine yet. Whose to say she’s not shopping for tile in Dundalk?

@AnniceMcEwan In your feels? Take a minute. Maybe get a snack. (Snack always helps me to put things in perspective) Stay far far away from Louisville.

I miss Louisville.