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The google form is here for the ABUJA Tech Community meetup. Everyone can fill so we get the conversation rolling.
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Kemp Adeosun
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Mark
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Mark
@Yourplugforlife
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Abuja, Nigeria Katılım Kasım 2020
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To operate at Elon’s level, one area of your life must suffer. Them no dey use work-life balance make bastard money.
N.M.A@peculiarchichii
Elon musk doesn't even have a stable family. How was he able to become this successful without a wife?
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@peter_awotundun Someone building a fintech may want to speak with you. Let me know if you are interested
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Got rejected by Moniepoint and Kuda.
Stings a bit, not gonna lie.
But I have shipped 4 real products with accumulative to over 5000 users.
So I’m building louder.
The right door will open.
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@prophetswitch There are basic laws of life some people do not understand. Don’t keep someone like Morris close to you or bring them back no matter what. You will regret it. Their second chance will be Worse than the first. They wil do it again and again.
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@DaddyNeo_1 @trigottista The guy will do it again. It’s easy to know people from their behaviours
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@trigottista No time for this Bros. We need every rank closed, we need everybody
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This Morris has no shame sha
Regular trait of trustfund kids
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@trwsenti Strange isn’t it, one of the biggest social safety nets in the world, produces almost zero risk takers.
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Why is he in custody though?
𝑻•@tahyvr_
my former LGI go fvck corper, that one get belle go use pills. she died as a result of it and now baba dey custody
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I doubt this ever happened, no need to lie to ourselves.
Naija women marry politicians who steal common wealth meant for millions.
Naija women marry yahoo boys who defraud other women and lead some to suicide.
Naija women marry kidnappers who kidnap and kill people even after ransoms have been paid.
Naija woman marry 419ers who take money from others under false pretenses and act like it is normal.
Somehow I am supposed to believe Naija woman is having doubts because of small change.
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@biggestposh The pattern of text shows it’s the same person texting and replying! This one just wants engagements! Nothing else
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Another update on the Adegoke Tosin Esther matter.
The tech guy (Mr Emmanuel) helping me track the details finally shared the location and some other information with me. I casually mentioned it to a few of my guys around Ikotun.
Unknown to me, Lala and others mobilized themselves and actually went to the location.
Next thing I saw was a message from Adegoke Tosin Esther asking why I sent people to her house to threaten her.
I told her I didn’t send anybody o.
But the fear don enter her body.
She then asked me to send my bank details for refund.
At this point, it looks like the ₦250k refund might finally happen.
Stay tuned. Once it dropped, I will give The Tech Guy, Mr Emmanuel 50k and think of what to do with the remaining 200k
Biggest Posh@biggestposh
I once booked an OS from a popular Lagos WhatsApp group. She said “payment before service.” I transferred ₦250k to the account name Adegoke Tosin. Omo I don already drink herb and prepare for the night. Time dey go… 10pm… 11pm… 12am… no sign of her. I messaged her asking what was going on. No response. Finally I asked for refund. She replied with her last message: “No refund. IDI TI JE.” Then she blocked me. Since that day, if the OS no be from the East, I no dey do again. Below is the reciept and her profile picture, if you can help me track her, i will give you the 50k and i will take 20k
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@kirainsync @doctrLakes Look again oo. There is always something ooo
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The best time to meet the Love of your life is in medical school.
The second best time is housemanship, if God pity you, NYSC
After that, you fit pick beans tire
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@ballzy_physio Okay. It’s more tough these days honestly especially with location issues.
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This was how I got the job that took me out of Nigeria 🙈☺️🙈
Peter Agboola@baba_Omoloro
After signing in to LinkedIn, open Google, then copy and paste: site:LinkedIn.com "founder we are hiring". Don't thank me, thank Google.
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@BraveheartMajor @Benking443 Make I go snap the one wey somebody buy for me the other day. I wan craze
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Sniper company needs to sue this Mirabel girl for demarketing their product in that manner.
Dem use white garri neutralise a whole sniper
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@Carsnationn The background looks like Abuja. Where can one see these cars ?
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@Verterex_Prop Naa 2013 Avalon be this oo 😭
Well ma business una dey do sha make I no spoil market
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This car is about 16m btw 🙂
Daggash Autos@DaggashAutos
TOYOTA AVALON XLE Foreign used 2013 Keyless Original duty ☑️ 🏷️25.8m 📍Abuja
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@DurojaiyeSegun @kunle_aremu @SgtShow01 Some of you are very horrible people. Not sure any good thing has even happened in your life. You need to seek help.
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@kunle_aremu @SgtShow01 If she had gotten a better job, which probably would have sent her to an upper social class, she would not even have considered you as a friend, let alone marrying you.
Take back your motivational talk.
🙏🙏🙏
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Back in 2012, she and I worked at the same school. We saw each other almost every day, yet we barely spoke. I minded my business, she minded hers. Life was simple like that.
Then years later, in 2019, life brought us back together and this time, it was different. We reconnected, fell in love, and got married. It still amazes me that I once stood so close to my future wife without even knowing she would one day become my life partner.
Life has a beautiful way of writing stories we could never predict.
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A colleague of mine told me a story of how her husband went to interview for an MI6 job.
The interviewer asked him if he told his wife about the interview. He said yes. That was the end of the interview.
She said he never got a call back 😂
Lola Okunrin@lollypeezle
I used to be good at keeping secrets until I married. Now, I look forward to using your secrets as gist with this woman. I already have two gists for her today 😭😭
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@ohiemen @abbietayo Then he followed it up with “inorological specimen of identical plumage congregate in similar vicinity “ or something like that. Meaning, birds of the same feather flock together. I remember the gist like yesterday.😂😂😂😂
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@abbietayo Reminds me of a joke my dad once told about a professor who had lost his house to a fire after he called the fire brigade to report a" magnificent conflagration which was consuming his ediface" and of course the fire fighters couldn't understand him. Don't know if it's fr tho
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The comment section is where the fun is 😂
Onion Cider@abbietayo
They’re roasting Nigerian English on TikTok but not in a bad way, they said we blow too much grammar 😂.
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