Yours Truly, Ted

What sorcery TF is this?! #PIDay2015 “@kaungko: HAPPY PI DAY! 😆 #UltimatePiDay pic.twitter.com/YSxui1PhzS”

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#ReplaceAWordChangeaMoviePlot Guardians of the EXs - It's YOU, not me! My guardian angel will smite you, you filthy liar!

Saving Private Ted #RomanticActionMovies @midnight

I have a 2 inch one! #2in1 Intel inside if you wanna feel it, girls!

I like that bitch #Sharkeisha. Harder, harder, oooooh ya!!!

#askholland You got anymore of this I can tap?

#RoyalBaby!! I present myself to you, your little highness! Those biatches John and Lori hate me.

Nobody fucking said "#TED"? #FictionalCharactersIWantToMarry

#FiveWordTEDTalks Thunder buddies for life, right?

Joined the Christian Mingle dating site today... Going through the profiles and asking myself, "Who would Jesus do?" #fakeconfessionnight

#LyricsThatMeanAlotToMe "... You can’t get me, Thunder, because you’re just God’s farts." #thunderbuddy #fuckingright youtube.com/watch?v=G9PnNW…

#WaysToGetSlapped Squeezing boobies. Just for you though. I can do whatever I want with my bitches and main squeezes. #noproblem

#TellMeWhy? Because fuck you. That's why!