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@Yuncle1

I'm a grunge baby. Feedback is welcome (He/Him/His)

123 Fake Street, Massachusetts Katılım Eylül 2010
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OK I’m there please find me 🥺
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ICE should go to Logan because they’d all get hopelessly lost and never be seen again
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Same mechanic told me my alternator died 4 times in three years because COVID ruined car part manufacturing so I already don't believe him
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@Yuncle1 Sorry I was going to tell you but I forgot. It's been a busy Sunday
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Hey, am I about to get murdered or???
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Now I can't order McDonalds on my phone "omg I need to be killed"
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My phone maxed out of memory so I had to buy a new one last night with a credit card now I need to get to the bank and deposit the cash to pay that off by Friday. It's like Uncut Gems but for this idiot who bought a phone with 128gb 7 years ago
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@DECfromOH IDk I'm not allowed to know any cats
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@Yuncle1 I feel like you fundamentally misunderstand how cash works with regard to cats
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@DECfromOH I wish I had cats that could buy me a phone
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@Yuncle1 I take 8,000 photos of my cats a day and I still have memory on my phone 🙂‍↕️
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Passed out till 2am, watched The Pitt, smoked & ate an entire bag of Cheetos. Friday nights are wild
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@DECfromOH I think they are doing something about it & it's disgusting
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@Yuncle1 I hope they have enough pyrotechnics for his wife's victory tour
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