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save the bees

One circle of hell should be just people going through photos on google maps of hotels that remained in the 80s

Toilets without cellular reception should be banned, what am I supposed to do? Just take a shit?

Imagine if mosquitoes had the ability to work and comunicate like bees.

@realrussianspy Why you holding a currywurst in your hand?

were you allowed to express emotions as a child or do you get that pain in the back of your throat when you feel the need to cry?

I’m not so sure there’s an end to all, I wish the truth would just reveal itself

The awkwardness or waking up with a raging boner during a long flight

If it smells like shit and tastes like shit, have a guess, don’t wait for an answer

My piss smells of trauma and bad habits

People will never change, they’ll just learn to mask their flaws.

Kids on flight should be put in the overhead compartment send tweet

I have this new thing that as soon as I leave the comfort of my apartment I get a pulsing migraine

@creasyleaks ... listening

This one definitely for Mac.

1000 x 0 is still 0

People that wear mismatched socks should be euthanised

@SHREKRAP Thank god

IT’S GOING TO BE MARCH AND THIS MAN HASN’T DROPPED YET

Ah ( ͡°  ͜ʖ  ͡° ) I hear the giddamn birds