DJ Polesmoker

Just a shitter in a pisser's world

👇👇 tap in for Yung Stinker thirst traps @yummywomperton

And idgaf bc that bitch is EVIL

My human spirit is lowkey indomitable

I am selling exclusive frog unlocked shirts on this tour

I need to lick her armpits about this

Reasons I've gotten the ick and genuinely stopped talking to someone: - Didn't eat seafood - Drove a tesla - Said NYC would be too scary to visit - Didn't want to play serendipitous trivia at the bar we went to

Could be us but you playin

I'm at my most freaked out

I hope this email finds you freaked out 😛

*all this

All hiking got me caked up

Lowkirkenuinely I think we were meant for each other

Lowkey I think we were meant to be together forever

@bigchungus_real She wants you

@YungStinker My Colombian coworker asked me if I was Latino because my butt is “so big” I haven’t come down from that high yet

Both my fwb and a coworker told me my ass looks fatter this week

Can I show you my plasma

Do you want to see my plasma

Who tryna see... 👀

My life is a fucking movie