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A girl in my class got our midterm exam moved back cus she’s turning 21 and told our professor she was gonna be drunk all weekend and Monday was her recovery day.

People will see this and still pick basketball over hockey?? Insane.

Waiter at dinner: “Any special occasions?” Me:

The Penn State White Out NEVER disappoints.

𝐻𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝐵𝑒 𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑒. 𝟎𝟏.𝟑𝟏.𝟐𝟔 Hockey Valley ➡️ Beaver Stadium 🔗 gopsu.us/HockeyValleyBe… #WeAre

So if I had a blues clues notebook with a big crayon at the bar to take down numbers is that a red flag?

@BFW as a guy from Altoona, you’ll love the reservoir

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Coach Franklin arriving at Mansion Park for @MtLionFootball @AAHSStuCouncil @AASDSuper @altoonastrength @AltoonaEcho @psufootball #AltoonaProud

I'm not a doctor but I think Will Levis might have pooped his pants here

Tua needs to retire from the nfl and go to the power slap league

@nickturani “@BFW jokes never made me laugh in a Gildan” is the most multi-layered top tier joke I’ve ever heard

Looking for a hobby that gets me as excited as an Air Force pilot getting assigned to pilot the V-22 Osprey

This is why interstellar is the best movie. You can come up with a million theories and they all make sense even if a specific theory isn’t necessarily what Nolan was going for. Now THAT is film making and great story telling.

@BarstoolBigCat When you’re out of Stella blue

New beer game photo dropped

Shoutout to @BFW for the slippery rock shout out today. Here’s a pic of me and my favorite slippery rock alum @nickturani

@BarstoolBigCat Best concert I’ve ever seen

I wasn’t sure if it was the shrooms or the sphere but now I understand it’s both

It created the singular best moment in movie history.

@messedupfoods @adamraycomedy @tomsegura @bertkreischer this is what dr Phil is talking about

Kraft beer

Apple needs a setting on the iPhone to make your phone calls sound like walky talkies