Zachariah Brewer

@ChrisGethard :D so stoked! Did the cover always have the font disintegrating like that or was it redesigned at the last minute once that Avengers meme started going around? Lolol

New book coming out in October! Excited for you guys to see it. You can pre-order it at harpercollins.com/9780062691415/…

Chriiiiiiis, it hurts knowing there are copies in existence and they don't come out to the rest of us for FIVE MONTHS twitter.com/ChrisGethard/s…

Vacation was a mixed bag... I'm not like... Functional enough of a human for it. Same can be said for returning to Ohio >.>

JFC, nothing quite like hearing Gethard getting worked up and yelling on Beautiful Anonymous. Day maker, every time

Am I doing well enough to start tweeting again? Think so! Well enough that it will be at a walking tour? Hard no

"I need to get my nipples stretched" is a thing I said today, and I'm worried about the direction my life is headed

I've only had that ring for like, a week, but already not having it on makes me feel naked

Is this how we start our decent into hating on the younger generations? Point out a couple dozen are those pods with some self deprecation, and over time we lean into the former, but forget the latter? twitter.com/VeryRudeTweets…

Me reading your message previews from the pull down bar on my phone and not answering for the next 6 hours

Do you think Dick's and Wal-Mart etc. were just like, "how many rifles did we sell to 19 year olds? 12? Ok, fuck it, let's get a shit ton of free PR"?

That feel when you look around the bar and swear you've seen half the crowd's tinders

I am way too tired for this

Zach, 2hrs ago you had no idea the trip of a night you were in for

youtu.be/8qUc-01GI7k this episode was way more emotional than I thought it would be

IT WAS SO HARD NOT TO SAY ANYTHING DURING BILLY ELLIOT and you can't handle Phenomenon without a Big Government comment. Fuck. Off.

And bailed on!!D:

I got snuffed):

Dying/laughing with the chat under Contra and hbomb's stream youtu.be/GVuu9xrOn7g

Good Lord is my head in high school right now... Guess even that's better than being at work until 11...

Or just a tool for amassing privilege? Since prior privilege seems to directly impact the risk of experiencing trauma? Furthermore, is "child of vet" a privilege outright, or only in proportion to the privilege of the parent? Since they too have access to certain programs/money?