Zach Dale

@WayneRooney Oi Waz mate, i didn't have a great first gameweek. Bag me a few goals as my captain tonight plz cheers

Surds are now my bitch

Congratulations to the year 11 rugby team who beat SMRT 22 -14 in a very close fought final #abouttimebristolchamps

The mince pie industry must really have it's ups and downs.

I hate the advice "Turn it off and then back on"

Beat Ravi in a arm wrestle what can I say highlight of my life !!! @ZDale10

@DomOakes Were you taking selfies?

AW FERNANDO!!!!!

I couldn't live without Weetabix

I miss Breaking Bad so bad

@LeoJohnson6 #cheersbud

Townsend you tank

I'm pretty sure the producers of South Park must be mentally ill in some way...

@hugowood2 no no no, i beat him confortably

@hugowood2 It is that easy

Easton was definitely the most entertaining place we visited all day

Heisenberg's looking pissed

Di Canio was so asking for that sacking...

CHELSEA GOAL! JOHN MIKEL OBI! JOHN MIKEL OBI! JOHN MIKEL OBI! #CFCLive