Zack Gascoigne

Wife: you said you were only going out for 2 pints, not all fucking day. Me:

@timecaptales Video: All deep & shit Me: Oooh there was an Aldi in 1990 Chicago

1990 Chicago is asked “What do you think of White People?” & “What do you think of Black people?”

@HalTheBlade Whose this, a new signing?

Originally started making these because I wanted to learn how. I wanted to make some stuff to help Sheff United Way. Then my cousin's lad asked for some Blades backgrounds for his phone, anyway, here's some Sheffield United graphics. Hope you like them ⚔️❤️

@tesla_na @elonmusk @grok when is FSD supervised coming to the UK?

A driver you can hire for ~$3.33/day

@timecaptales @grok did Gordon give the guy a job?

That time Gordon Ramsey got humbled by a prisoner & offered him a job

"We're not where we want to be, but we're showing signs" "It's amazing how people liven up when we sign a centre-forward" 🤣 Chris Wilder reflects on an enjoyable derby-day victory for his Sheffield United side 🔴

@SwearingSport Gabriel Fatistuta

What’s his name? Wrong answers only…

@HalTheBlade Also great height for a man.

Nice to spend an afternoon with Northern Ireland international Ross McCausland now of Aris Limassol. A top man and a fellow UK pal in the area 🇨🇾

@FrancisJPearson It's not that good

1) Hendo's 2) not required 3) not required

@ArtyBianco What does it matter what the fans like or don't. We have no control so it's irrelevant. People can only comment on what is happening in the present, and at present it's facking awful. Was also boring and shite last season but manage to over achieve which was likely down to CW.

Okay I only managed a week away. Just remember people didn’t like us scraping 1 goal wins in shit tight games. 👌🏼 lucky apparently. This side looks like it might be really unlucky tho as it gets nowhere near 28 wins this year. Unlucky not to have a shot on target in last 2 games.

@MattCooperBites Should be a minimum 12 month stretch

Went for a curry last night and watched a bloke cover his curry in salad cream. Outrageous turn of events.

@brucky1867 @EFL @swfc

@bootlegger1974 Radged as a fucking billy goat captain

Live and learn lads

@PaddysMad @SheffieldUnited This is a cropped photo of Hamer, nice try

@SheffieldUnited Already got it pal

13.07.25 ⌛️

And again

"He is having to answer questions no other manager would face" Kris Boyd thinks that some of the criticism of Ange Postecoglou is unfair.

Dear @Keir_Starmer, There seems to be an issue with the council tax invoice that I received today from my local council. It says I have a quite substantial increase, and yet here you are plainly telling me that I won't be paying a penny more from next month. Did you lie? Of course you do. You don't care about us, the hard working, white, British, tax payers. We will never believe anything that comes out of your mouth.

Tufty Club fans please send in your best cut and paste jobs of this. Should be some belters.

@dannyhall04 Was a BIG COYT day then as well