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@pearlythingz She's 20. Totally fuckable.

Playing with fire hiring these Nannie’s fr fr 😹

@KatlynNicole26 No shame. I love it.

When your vagina lips are showing through your shorts in public, you’re a whòre. Do you think women should dress more modestly in public?

@iamcomputer__ No but the machine used to jam.

Who even invented this keyboard thing? Would the person have died if he had arranged them in alphabetical order?

@BasedTorba I remember the fluoride cart with all the different flavors. The briefcase and the headphones... So weird.

They did, but instead they made us some drink pink fluoride drink in little plastic cups, ran audio and visual experiments on us, and did everything possible to keep us out of positions of power. It was called the GATE program.

"The Island of Enchantment"🎵 is available now on Bandcamp! Listen free or download. Enjoy! zephyrvybes.bandcamp.com/album/the-isla…

@thelauren111 115

guess my weight (eat the difference)

@KE_MrBlack Electromagnetic reluctance (the physical resistance is just as strong as the current being generated)

Why can’t electric cars recharge their batteries by generating electricity from the motion of their wheels while driving?

@themopinomicon Everpresent pressure differentials

Where the fuck does wind even come from

@badgalil_ Love it

Are you okay with a girl squirting in your mouth???

@hirahira22222 Hen becomes chicken, but most people just call a hen a chicken.

英語ネイティブニキに聞きたい ​昔からずっと気になってたんだけど 日本語は生きてる豚は"Buta"だし、お肉になっても"Buta＋niku"だよね？ でも英語だと、生きてる時は"Pig"なのに、お肉になると"Pork"になるじゃん 牛だって"Cow"が"Beef"に変わる ​なのに、なんで鶏だけはどっちも"Chicke"なの?

Make it a drive thru shack, call it "The G Spot", or the "Flow'n'Go" lol

@exQUIZitely Is this the precursor to Qix? I used to love playing Ultimate Qix

What's one of the most basic games you've played and loved? No flashy graphics, no epic soundtrack, no steep learning curve, no complex gameplay - just a genuinely great game for its idea and concept. I loved Styx: Fill 75% of the area - without getting hit - to advance to the next level. I wonder if games like this would still be able to catch the minds of kids these days...

@mydailyhacks @MagnusVigso Says the LAMEST GUY EVER. I sun my balls and asshole every chance I get and it's amazing. Clearly you never have.

I’ve seen this claim before… but 200% sounds way over the top. Sunlight (vitamin D) can support testosterone, yes — especially if you’re deficient. But it’s more of a supporting factor, not a dramatic spike like that. From what I’ve learned, the real drivers are still the basics: sleep, training, stress, and overall health. Also worth noting — direct UV exposure in sensitive areas isn’t exactly risk-free. Better approach? Get regular sunlight, fix your lifestyle, and let everything work together.

Sunning your balls increases your testosterone by 200% I’m not even kidding, lookup influence of ultraviolet irradiation upon excretion of sex hormones in the male, endocrinology, volume 25, issue 1, 1 july 1939, pages 7-12 Go out and soak up some of that vitamin D

@Wrappedloona @MagnusVigso Where do I sign up?

@MagnusVigso Slapping your balls in the sun is more effective then that.

@MagnusVigso I sun my asshole and balls almost every day. It feels so good I don't even care anymore if the neighbors see.

@Rozzah_2210 He.

Everyone got paused here 🤗 What is the man's name??

@keaaaaley The contents of the bottle are 13.5% ABV

13,5% alc volume means there’s 13,5% of alcohol in the bottle or every glass you pour will have 13,5% alcohol?

@engineers_feed 37+48 2 mysteriously migrates to make 50 35 merges into 50 becoming 85

What happens in your head when you add 37+48?

@BuenoForMiami First there is left and right, then there is on the hill, which is not on the fence, but then you realize that even the hill is the wrong vantage. It is all bullshit.

I no longer identify as a libertarian, because I no longer believe in the political process. It’s hard to put into words, but I just don’t see how the current system is beneficial, and I don’t want to participate in it any longer.

@DividendMil @Mower20101 Weak sauce. can't build.

@Mower20101 I’ll call you when need something built!

I’m 42 years old and I am yet to ever use the Pythagorean theory in a real life setting… Another reason why financial education should be taught in schools instead of trigonometry