Zach Haberman

@Mets @Carsonbenge3 BENGE-WORTHY!! #LGM

WELCOME TO THE SHOW KID!!! @Carsonbenge3 | #LGM

I don’t know who made this windshield shade, but it stopped me in my tracks. It’s pretty funny.

A penny for your thoughts will now cost a nickel.

@CaseyJ_516 Port St. Zihuatanejo

When Pete Alonso and Edwin Diaz see eachother in Port St. Lucie in 2026 back as teammates:

@QuartzStoned A blue Blue Jay. Completely relatable.

Portrait of my father, a blue jays fan.

@Ben_Yoel It’ll get bette— Hahahahahahah… Sorry, this is exactly what it looks like and it doesn’t change.

It’s just the beginning for these little Mets fans.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid are now ridding together again.

@TyroneCStevens “Hopium” is now added to my vocab. Thanks for that.

@ZHaberman Yeah, both their defenses could actually be pretty good but offense will not come easy for either team. I’m gonna enjoy the pre-season hopium while I can!

@TyroneCStevens The positivity is great! Would love to eat these words: this year looks to be exactly the same thing only with different arms.

@ZHaberman This year’s gonna be different, Zach!

If I try hard enough, I can see the granduer of the NYPL steps in these “lions”.

A story that gives a voice to those who can’t speak for themselves. nydailynews.com/2025/07/19/nyc…

@Swordfish978 Were leg irons also found? Always so fascinated when we find leg irons with no legs in them.

This is huge

@thomasehunt Ya. In the area.

@ZHaberman Is that from Berkshire? I loved bow wow road

HAPPY #OPENINGDAY

Without congestion pricing to help with transit system upgrades, we may never know the real time. The clock did not spring forward.

“I’m in a bean bag of emotion”

@createcraig Even money

@ZHaberman Odds of car with ghost plate plate being the first?

I’m going to set up a marathon-esque ribbon for the first car to drive into Manhattan tomorrow morning. They will win the first-ever NYC Congestionathon. Fan Duel moneyline for an Uber being first is at -110.

Lloyd (full name Tabloid) has been added to the Mike Hechtman honor guard detail. She will present a folded newspaper to MABSTOA for ceremonial litter box use and represent those fallen but not forgotten, like Metrocard.