Zoe

This child is fuckin testing me today😅🤯

@_chloward Hahaha not a chance

@ZJayneC Do we think your child will cooperate with this?

Family photo shoot booked, now to try and find some nice matching outfits

@_chloward What a dilemma

@ZJayneC Well I’d have then left it on to dry today - but long story short, I was out there at 1am bringing it in cos the worrying was too much

@_chloward I’m so poor it’s unreal

@ZJayneC Mate feels

How is it STILL two weeks to payday🥴

@_abbey_edwards @ASOS They’re not even the same thing😂

@ZJayneC @ASOS Got to laugh haven’t you😂

What I ordered vs what Ive received @ASOS 🙃🙃

@_chloward To be fair to him there’s only a few stragglers left behind, think I put the fear in him good and proper this time

@ZJayneC Joe does this with his beard when it’s fresh clean I could stab him when he does 😡😡😡😡

Swear to god I’ve just cleaned the bathroom and now Oliver decides to shave his head

I am in the most foul mood ever, c b fucking a

Why is everything always a drama

Can’t believe my baby is joining nursery soon😢

My kid refuses cheesy pasta, but eats cucumber like no tomorrow... weirdo

Nappy free time should literally just be called “let your kids shit on the floor time”

@laurenxgilbey I don’t even have any proper ones yet she’s too quick to stop whenever I get the phone out 🤣

@ZJayneC Oh my god, I want vids!!! 🥺

My baby is officially walking all by herself, why aren’t you a tiny baby anymore😫😭

What an awful day 🙃

What a day, need complete silence for at least 48 hours to recover