Zach Klusmeier

Watching@your performance in court, ya know crying with no tears. No wonder why you haven’t landed roles. The only good one you had was the minute you had in zombieland. And after watching it I couldn’t tell if you were playing yourself or not twitter.com/i/topics/10370…

DON’T CROSS ME OR I WILL START A BAND AND WE WILL PLAY YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC AND BECOME HUGE AND THE NAME OF THE BAND WILL BE YOUR CAR’S LICENSE PLATE NUMBER AND YOU WILL LOOK LIKE YOU GOT A VANITY PLATE WITH OUR BAND’S NAME ON IT OH MY GOD YOU WILL FEEL SO STUPID 😎

@TalkMMA @Kaepernick7 @NFL Denver maybe?

@Kaepernick7 No one in the @NFL, league or team, wants you around because you’re no longer a QB. You’re trying to use the “racism” tool to mask truth that 1) The game surpassed you a few years ago and that’s why you weren’t excelling and 2) You’re no longer relevant as a QB or activist.

I’m just getting word from my representatives that the NFL league office reached out to them about a workout in Atlanta on Saturday. I’ve been in shape and ready for this for 3 years, can’t wait to see the head coaches and GMs on Saturday.

@ChrisEvans At the same time, that is the most American response you could have made. Kudos on making me lose faith and yet gain faith for Captain America

@ChrisEvans I'm sorry cap, but putting cool ranch on top has made me lose faith in America.

@realDonaldTrump Why would she still be out to get you? When you get taken out of office they wont make her President. I would start looking at Pence if I were you.....

There is No Collusion! The Robert Mueller Rigged Witch Hunt, headed now by 17 (increased from 13, including an Obama White House lawyer) Angry Democrats, was started by a fraudulent Dossier, paid for by Crooked Hillary and the DNC. Therefore, the Witch Hunt is an illegal Scam!

When God closes a Kanye, he opens a Childish Gambino

Why does everyone think "gun control" is about the goverment trying to take guns away? Isn't it about making it way harder for crazy motherfuckers to get their hands on them? I'm asking for my 9 month old son who's future I'm concerned about

@elonmusk I've been asking @FlatEarthOrg the hard hitting questions with no response. I think it's time we work together to take them down

These are #tbt

I haven't been on Facebook yet today and just heard the news. I'm not religious but #PrayForPhilly

@pattonoswalt He would just use you and not respond to your texts. I'm thinking more along the lines of @ChrisEvans. I think he would be a tender lover who would make you breakfast on the morning

Where does the water go when it gets to the edge of the flat earth? Asking for a friend..... @FlatEarthOrg

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends No

Follow up to my follow up: what happens when you get to the edge of said flat earth? Asking for a friend..... @FlatEarthOrg

Quick question: if the earth is flat who is on what side of the coin? Follow up: who is trapped on the edge? @FlatEarthOrg

"Remain focused on the mission..." -@JPDinnell #MUSTER004 #Mindset #MissionFocus EchelonFront.com

Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.

Perfect way to spend 330 a.m on my #Firstfathersday. Now it's my turn. #dadlife

@mattkushnier @DadDeliberate Diapers diapers diapers