Zon-Kuthon, The Prince of Pain

Nurse: How would you rate your pain? Kuthite: A+ Nurse: What? Kuthite: What?

@DwarfDaddyT and I hope everyone got coal this year. Torag because of the whole forge thing, me because a few lumps placed into your stocking make a great flail.

@DiceOfThunder @Aroden10 @DwarfDaddyT It's Kuthona. All 31 days are various poses of me.

As my own little cardboard calendar with the awful chocolates behind 24 doors, I would like to offer up (again) the 24 Suspects in the Death of Aroden. On the 3rd day, lets take a careful look at @DwarfDaddyT and how much he likes hitting things with hammers. And sometimes axes.

Possibly one of mine.

@AbadarTheFirst @Asmodeu19818702 Offer a black checkmark, then we'll talk.

@ZKuthon @Asmodeu19818702 You owe me $8!

@Asmodeu19818702 and @AbadarTheFirst on their bullshit AGAIN.

Got a new phone and the experience was sickeningly liberating, then I realized it wasn't synched with Twitter yet. Was worried I might be a little TOO happy.

You're an engaged Twitter user, nothing I can conjure up could possibly bring you more suffering.

Look at whose #DownToFlay.

@paizo #DownToFlay, I see.

@ChrifuBernal @saintmalev Here for it.

@saintmalev Have you heard the good word of @ZKuthon, the Prince of Pain and Midnight Lord? Something about his aesthetic just screams “I am a Kuthite.”

@spellsinsugar @GolarionToday A pound of flesh is my preferred medium.

🌑 Rova New Moon: Day of Bargained Ascension (Nivi Rhombodazzle) A day of gambling and wagers, #Torawsh is the celebration of Nivi's transformation into a godling by #Torag. pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Nivi_Rhom… #NiviRhombodazzle

Kurgess thinks they're funny when they greet me with "Zon, you son of a bitch!" I guess it *is* kinda funny.

Signal Of Screams (318 AG)

@Asmodeu19818702 They're trying their damnedest, that's for sure. My pain-sippers are NOT going thirsty.

Just checking in. Been a bit busy lately so I am just here to see if you all have finally burnt everything to the ground.

@DwarfDaddyT and @Gozreh1 collab

@khangicrow Same. If the baby is blue, that's too tight.

@HitCookies On-brand.

Hi, everyone!! Officially at #GenCon. If you see me, say hi! I’ll have cookies!

Enjoy GenCon, nerds. I'll be... not at GenCon. The state of Indiana looks down on some of my extracurriculars. And my regular-curriculars. And me, just in general. Anyway, I'm not compromising my principles.

@StarfinderFacts Are we talking about Tired, Shitty Remakes?

How much trash do you need to be to go "Hey, let's use a racial slur in our game"