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WHATS UP CUZZO Pat McAfee and Bert Kreischer make a surprise appearance at Augusta National and join Jason Kelce for the first ever Masters pond jump!!

@DiscussingFilm I’m guessing it would look great in b/w

Frank Miller has drawn his first ever comic cover for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (Source: click.email.hollywoodreporter.com/?qs=eyJkZWtJZC…)

@WorldWideWob Funny how jarring the Bulls whites look if you don’t blouse the jersey. Even in the glory days.

Jersey Matchup of the Day: Thunder (A) Traditional Road Blues @ Bulls (H) Traditional Home Whites 9.3/10

League Pass Menu: 3/3/26

@PaulSkallas You can’t win with porridge. The reward for optimizing its temperature is home invasion.

Porridge is so superior both in taste and health to granola that I don't why we as a society switched to granola.

@FTFonFS1 @ThePoniExpress @DannyParkins Takemogged

.@ThePoniExpress has a blunt message for @DannyParkins about his Bears 😂 "Let's face it Danny... They were the biggest fluke in NFL history last year."

@bradfo Looks ready to lead the league in steals

Triston Casas … like a cat

@bomani_jones If that’s true, then these AI pros who are resigning should instead be turning themselves in and working with world leaders for universal AI disarmament while they serve harsh sentences. Instead, they’re writing think pieces and encouraging people to pay for more AI tools.

i hope ppl realize these folks aren’t being hyperbolic. they’re actually trying to be cool so they don’t sound crazy. but there’s no way to tell just how fast this all will grow, and money incentivizes worst-case scenario.

@AlisonWSB “You’re laughing? Booting more balls than Messi and you’re laughing?”

Austin Riley sporting longer hair and some facial hair to start spring training. I’ve seen the following starting position players here: Ozzie Albies, Austin Riley, Ronald Acuna Jr. , Michael Harris II & Matt Olson. #BravesCountry

@daltine_cracker They’re not truly back without the piping on the grey belt loops 😞

The Braves getting the REAL jerseys back??? 👀👀 Sleeve piping back to where it belongs

@Schultz_Report “Hey Jordan, just wanted to let you know that hiring a Super Bowl-winning coach seems like a smart move. No, you may NOT use my name!”

Text from AFC executive just now: “Vrabel to New England last year is John Harbaugh to the Giants in 2026. Mark it down now. A+ hire.”

@AdamSchefter Source?

NFL will review this altercation for potential discipline.

@TheCinesthetic You haven’t gasped audibly in 20 years?

That moment in War of the Worlds (2005) when the tripod rises and starts powering up is pure terror. The sound alone rewires the scene. You feel the shift from curiosity to extinction-level threat instantly.

@BillSimmons “Ewi…”

The Celts are 15-9 w/ 3 dumb losses. They’re 2nd in off. rating and fifth in net rating (+7.2) They’re 1st in made 3s (16.0), 30th in FTA and 30th in pace. Jaylen is 6th in PPG (29.1) Queta is +16.1 net // Walsh is +13.7 Hauser/Hugo/Scheierman play 47.5 MPG I mean…

@FTFonFS1 @kevinwildes @Chris_Broussard Oh my

.@kevinwildes tried to bring back scarcity by outlawing double must-wins…. But @Chris_Broussard can’t be tamed: “DOUBLE MUST-WIN! For the Lions, they need their swagger back!… And for the Packers, J-Lo has to be J-OHHHH!”

@FTFonFS1 @Chris_Broussard @DannyParkins The DUD list is a bit heavy. A more cheerful segment could be Parkins Validation. Get motivated or get towed!

.@Chris_Broussard is out, so @DannyParkins is bringing us... the DUD list 😅 And Baker Mayfield is at the top...

@MLB 2024 was the last good one

All of the past 15 #Postseason logos ⚾️ Which one is your favorite?

Don’t feel bad for Cowboys fans - their nba team just got Luka.

@DiscussingFilm I loved his Eric Bischoff impression

Michael Longfellow is leaving SNL after 3 years. (Source: Deadline)

It’s weird how there is literally no way to listen to “Is It Hot in Here?” by Renee Geyer unless you watch the pool table scene in Mystic Pizza. It’s not on the soundtrack and has never been released anywhere else, even though it sounds like a hit single. Weird!

@FTFonFS1 @getnickwright @Chris_Broussard @kevinwildes @DannyParkins Oh my

More @getnickwright. More @Chris_Broussard. More @kevinwildes. First Things First is officially expanding to three hours! More news: @DannyParkins will join the crew for the newly added third hour along with mainstay contributors Eric Mangini & Greg Jennings!