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Me to self: I need to go back to sleep for a bit. Self to me: Let's listen to some VanHalen. Me:

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to save destiny 2

Jesus Memorial Day Pete, @Royals

Always a good feeling when I nail all of the “hey’s” “whoa’s” and “woo’s.”

Think marijuana is harmless? Think again! (‘80s)

The older I get, the more I absolutely love seeing kids do stuff like this. tiktok.com/t/ZP8pXWYk5/

I don’t know if this is an unpopular opinion or not, because who even talks to other people anymore? But I don’t think “Walk Like an Egyptian” gets enough credit as a legit good song as opposed to just a novelty from the 80’s.

When your wife replies with “okiedokie” but she really means this…

If you’re a parent of someone in youth sports, and it’s back-to-back games on the court/field I only have one bit of advice. If it’s between games, and your kids game just ended, get the fuck out of the way.

Bobby Witt Jr. high IQ fake tag to likely save a run. May not matter, has been done before, but still to fool Herrera on a throw that wasn't even close .. well played.

They still actually play polo?

The #Colts’ schedule release is a Simpsons parody and it’s absolutely glorious! 🤣🤣 (🎥 @Colts)

@ComargoP @atrupar

@atrupar Batterys dont produce energy. They store it.

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

For those that don’t know or weren’t there, Bloodsport was the absolute peak of “hey kid, don’t let your mom know I let you watch this” movies from the 80’s.

If you need me, this will be on repeat until tomorrow morning.

One of my favorite songs from a punk band (I Will Dare) still gets to the chorus at :47 seconds.

Are there exceptions? Of course. You can’t love Led Zeppelin without it. Kurt Cobain made fun of the “verse/chorus/verse” format BUT HE STILL FUCKING DID IT.

Call me simple, call me old fashioned, but get to the fucking chorus. All good bands, and it doesn’t matter the genre, but if you can’t get to the hook in 60-90 seconds fuck off.

@pdqshane @LauraLoomer You guys keep praying for things that’ll never happen

@LauraLoomer The simple fact that he's having this meeting in Canada about the next election for President shows outside influence and violates all kinds of laws I hope to God president Trump arrest him as soon as he lands back in the United States.

Why is Barack Hussein Obama meeting with world leaders while President Trump is in office? This is a coup.

@LauraLoomer Because he sucks and world leaders would rather meet with Obama?

STAY OFF OF CRUISE SHIPS IDIOTS