@jimmysoldout Baby if I was you I’d be pulling a major nikocado avocado. NOT saying you look bad but fuck these people fr.
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“ 乙𝙐𝙍𝙋𝙃𝙀𝙉 — ‼️ ”
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Katılım Ocak 2019
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@WhiteHouse Fuck all of you. Have the weekend you evil cunts deserve.
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President Donald J. Trump delivers a message on Holy Week ✝️
'Happy Easter to all, may God bless you, may God bless the United States of America.'
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@Charlie149489 @TopGirlKeiko Almost ever post you have on your profile is licking the curry ting ting feet of Iranians. You’re not American, you’re larping as one and coping because you live in a mud hut that’s about to be obliterated. enjoy the upcoming blackouts btw. LMFAOOOOOO
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@ZURPHEN @TopGirlKeiko Stop drunk posting, you’re not even capable of keeping up
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I just have this haunting feeling that he’s gonna nuke them. And sumn tells me the world won’t stand for it.
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@TopGirlKeiko They didn’t even fucking do anything to us. Trump better goddamned not.
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@ZURPHEN @PillarOfWamuu @yabaizettai The peanuts I bought and put in the coke were salted.
The mixed nuts in my cabinet are salted.
The nuts between my legs are salted.
The nuts and bolts in my garage are salted.
The nuts I shoot out of my dick are salted.
Every nut in my life in every conceivable format is salted.
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This just tastes like peanuts and Coca Cola. I cannot believe you retards fooled the Japanese and therefore me into trying this.
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@PillarOfWamuu @yabaizettai I just FUCKING said the coke was FIZZY and the nuts were SALTED.
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@sarcastic_gujju @WisdomTreei @TejasvGosw73959 @Newmann_02 @DAKKADAKKA1 You touch women without their consent, don’t you banjeet?
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@WisdomTreei @TejasvGosw73959 @Newmann_02 @DAKKADAKKA1 Still NOT A SINGLE INDIAN pedophile in the 3 million pages list
All of them are WHITE btw.
Did you guys make even a single arrest? Thought so, now stfu.
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Why do Indians hate Pewdiepie so much? They literally regularly threaten the life of his infant son.
Delusional Takes@DelusionPosting
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@pandazeppbackup @kleinemausen @sarcastic_gujju @DAKKADAKKA1 (He blocked me) I will never follow the orders of someone who can’t even follow basic hygiene standards. Who do you think you are panjeet? You have no authority here or anywhere. That’s why you r@ppe women in your streets cause you wish you had any form of power.
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@tinashecousin @yolandafister @yolanda_parody He has a medium-small flaccid coked out dick baby 😂😂😂😂
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@matusavage @mcgovern_bob @historyinmemes For ten years she was an assistant state attorney and and she was a criminal justice judge in Florida before retiring. So I mean… she’s not just some actress
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@mcgovern_bob @historyinmemes He didn't depend on her for fairness. It's a TV show. She's not a judge. She's an actress. He agreed legally to throw the case out and abide by what ever the actress said the verdict was. What she going to do? Hold him in contempt? No. She has no legal power.
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When a judge called a doctor “honey” — and immediately realized it was a mistake.
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@_Gold3ngirl @Semoahui @butchcarmy @yumestarion I assume it’s widespread across the US cause it’s very common in Texas which is a pretty conservative state.
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@ZURPHEN @Semoahui @butchcarmy @yumestarion Is that an US thing? In my country we dont have that so i assume its not so common
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@Semoahui @butchcarmy @yumestarion Most applications and new hire paperwork have you fill out a preferred name, trans or not.
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@butchcarmy @yumestarion (No it's not??? Hello? Having people call you by a nickname yes, that's what humans do, but you certainly can't lie on what your name is.)
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@onlydubsX AND! for the slows being dense and technical in the comments saying Lincoln and Roosevelt aren’t founding fathers — they still put America on the map! And THATS the point!
GIF
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@neverbeyme Would I be insane to say Ashley Tinsdale deserves more Disney flowers mamaaaa cause I was screaming at my tv when nobody saw her as sharpay in the Zack and Cody episode.
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@sushinmahjoint @brookstweetz Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. Subscribe to unlock this feature: x.com/i/premium_sign…
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We no longer have to see “grok explain this” under everything
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@ChrisApple19591 @yonceghostt @FaulMc3 @acnewsitics You’re arguing on fucking twitter what do you expect with the fucking replies
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Notice she spends lots of her time in California and not some red state shit hole.
TMZ@TMZ
Kai Trump takes the secret service to Erewhon to buy a $21 Hailey Bieber smoothie. 😅 Credit: YouTube / Kai Trump
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@wariocolosseum It’s a keychain. If you buy the super ticket, you get it along with some extra accessories.
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why would i want a popcorn bucket that can barely even store 5 pieces of popcorn
AMC Theatres@AMCTheatres
🔥Forged in a thousand tiny fires.🔥 Get the Bowser's Cauldron popcorn bucket when you see THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE, in AMC Theatres 4/1! bit.ly/4rkscNy
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@zach2thebasics @icechakra @BlackMajikMan90 Since you’re a dire hard fan do you agree scream 6 and 5 had horrible writing or are you just cherry picking ?
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@icechakra @BlackMajikMan90 Talking like I’m not a die hard fan of the franchise… lol I completely understand the satirical element of the films, but I can also be completely disappointed in the laziness of this film. The CGI was horrible and the writing was dog shit. Neve deserved better coming back..
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Since the weekend is almost over, there’s been enough time to discuss spoilers.
Gale Weathers mentions that burning Stu’s house down would divert authorities to Woodsboro as a deflection. But Gale’s instincts told her that Sydney was actually the one in trouble.
Her epic entrence is directly triggered by the opening scene.
Ghostface Got Bangs@ghostfacebangs
Genuinely don’t understand how people can’t connect the opening to the rest of the movie. The entire plot of the movie is to bait the audience into believing Stu Macher is alive. Burning down his house couldn’t bring MORE attention to that plot line. #Scream7
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@JosephKahn No one under 60 knows who Neve Campbell is. Conservatives came out in droves to support the firing of Melissa Barrera. Sorry
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Neve Campbell returned for $7 million and it overperfomed by $24 million opening weekend. I hope she has good backend because her ROI is off the charts. She's to Scream as Vin Diesel is to Fast. She's the definitive Final Girl.
Borys Kit@Borys_Kit
Boffo! SCREAM 7 opens to a franchise best $64.1 MILLION, waaaay over-performing those initial $40M to $50M estimates. #recipient_hashed=4099e28fd37d67ae86c8ecfc73a6b7b652abdcdb75a184f8cf1f8015afde10e9&recipient_salt=f7bfecc7d62e4c672635670829cb8f9e0e2053aced394fb57d9da6937cf0601a&utm_medium=email&utm_source=exacttarget&utm_campaign=Box%20Office&utm_content=667745_03-01-2026&utm_term=273056?utm_medium=email&utm_source=exacttarget&utm_campaign=1772384582-Box+Office-CSL&utm_content=667745_3-1-2026&utm_id=667745" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
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@Fistmeboy Maybe actually be attractive instead of a sloppy pig
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