Zac Goldsmith MP

@Auld_Phart @Conservatives @oxfamgb i don't know my assets from my elbow. #fullcircle

@Auld_Phart @Conservatives @oxfamgb LIBEL LIBEL LIBEL ALERT! *KNOCK KNOCK* Who's that? Zac's legal team come to seize all your assets.

Jolly good work at the @hmtreasury @George_Osborne - though your 'true facts' are a touch tautological... #stpaulspleb

@Auld_Phart @Conservatives @oxfamgb I'm not registered to pay tax in the UK.

@Auld_Phart @Conservatives That's not fair! I do my bit, I donate £7 a month to @oxfamgb via Direct Debit. #notsonastyparty #compassioncons

Bravo @Conservatives - Red Ed doesn't know his bum from his elbow! #AdonisReview #tcot

FUN FACT ABOUT ZAC - I may look #germans but last night I was rooting for #Algeria viva L'Algerie!!!

@itvthismorning THIS IS SEXIST HORSE TRADING OF THE WORST ORDER - I will be reporting you to the #IPPC #Germany

Isn't it amazing how making people the same colour makes you agree with an argument - twitpic.com/dolui4 #rolfharris

Keep Brentwood & Ongar pollinated @EricPickles ! #saveourbees #Hamas

@LDNOverground Glad to hear - the people of #Richmond can now get back to work #CostaRica

Backstage at #glastonbury - clean white chinos, beautiful people and none of the plebs makes for a fab weekend! #ArcadeFire later!

Less than a year to go till @SachinPatel_87 & I go head 2 head. May the most gorgeous man win! #onenationlabour #tories @DAlexanderMP

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