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@NataniaMarshall Women find the man they love and then decide they want to marry him. Men achieve the life they love and then decide to find someone they want to marry. It’s not that he is trying to decide if he wants to marry you. He just isn’t at a place to want to marry anyone yet.

Men, It doesn’t take 5-6 years to determine if that’s the girl you wanna marry!!!

@hashjenni Because they weren’t ever president. Same way if I’m going to talk about Al Gore, Dick Cheney, or Mike Pence i am calling full names, I don’t go just last name cause the aren’t former President. I also call Kamala Harris by her full name

Why do we call Trump, Obama, Bush, and Biden by their last names but Kamala and Hillary by their first names?

@IconicChriss 3 more years!

No bias... what’s the FIRST word you think of when Roman Reigns defeated CM Punk? 🤔 #wrestlemania

@7vww_ I always have said “ the most important thing you learn in high school and college is not taught in a classroom. It’s taught in between. Social hierarchy and how you maneuver through it. Learning how to work humans and the system will get you further than your education”

تخرجت من الجامعة بمعدل ممتاز. ٣.٨ من ٤. كنت أقول الحين أتوظف. قدمت على ٦٠ وظيفة. رحت ٢٠ مقابلة. كل مرة يقولون لي "نعتذر. تم اختيار مرشح آخر." أنا عارف إن مرشح آخر معناها واحد جاب واسطة. في مرة، قابلت واحد من اللي معاي في الجامعة. معدله ٢.٢. كان يغش في الاختبارات. أحياناً ما يحضر المحاضرات. سألته وين تشتغل؟ قال في شركة اتصالات كبيره. راتبه ١٢ ألف. قلت له كيف جبتها؟ قال "عمي يشتغل هناك." سكت. ما قدرت أتكلم. أنا اللي تعبت ٤ سنين. سهرت. ضحيت. جبت معدل ممتاز. وهو اللي كان نايم في المحاضرات. متوظف وأنا لا. رجعت البيت. زوجتي سألتني لقيت شيء؟ قلت لا. قالت "يمكن مشكلة في معدلك؟" قلت معدلي ممتاز. قالت "يمكن مشكلة في سيرتك الذاتية؟" قلت كل اللي معاي توظفوا. أنا الوحيد اللي باقي. سكتت. بس نظرتها كانت تقول "أنت المشكلة." أنا مو المشكلة. المشكلة إن معارفي توظفوا بالواسطة وأنا ما عندي واسطة. اليوم صرت أقدم على أي وظيفة. أي راتب. أي مكان. بس حتى اللي ما يحتاج واسطة، يطلبون خبرة. والخبرة ما تجي بدون وظيفة. حلقة مفرغة. المشكلة؟ إني حاس إني ظلمت. تعبت وما حد قدّر تعبي. ولا أعرف وش أسوي غير إني أكمل أقدم وأقدم. ساعدوني... كيف أوصل لفرصة بدون واسطة في بلد كل شيء فيه بالواسطة؟

@CeaserWrestles I have mixed feelings. I kind of thought this was the plan for weeks ever since Gunther helped Paul. I was excited. But after last night‘s match, I thought “this was perfect. Let him go out like this. Let Oba get the credit.”

My Theory on Brock Lesnar’s Retirement: - WWE is deliberately avoiding the word “retired.” Instead, they keep asking “What’s next for The Beast?” - They want fans to believe he’s done, but he actually isn’t. - Gunther has a favor to ask from Paul Heyman. He’ll push and torture Heyman until the breaking point… when Brock Lesnar finally shows up for the aid of paul. - Gunther then challenges Brock, his career on the line match. and that’s when it all ends. SummerSlam 2026 – Minneapolis, MN Brock Lesnar’s legendary career comes full circle and concludes in his hometown. the same place where his wrestling journey began. Mr. SummerSlam retiring at SummerSlam. POETIC at its absolute PEAK.

@RhodesKotaEra I say no. Oba is on a winning streak right now. I’m ready for another 1000+ day Roman run. So in the scenario that means Oba just has all his momentum stopped because he gets destroyed by our tribal chief.

Oba Femi winning King Of The Ring and facing Roman Reigns for the World Heavyweight Championship at Summerslam. WHO SAYS NO? #WRESTLEMANIA

@MizfitMathew I don’t think he did miss. If you look, Seth spins to the side right as he hits him. I don’t think he missed. I think Seth saw him coming down the ramp and said “I’m not taking a spear with that much distance and speed behind it” so he spun as he got hit to lessen the impact

How the fuck do you miss

@CoachBreeze_ To me, it’s the look. When I think about both of those men getting into legitimate shoot fights with various people backstage there’s so many of them that I think “I have no doubt trick would demolish them, but I think with Montez it could go either way.” Trick is more believable

I have a wrestling question that is not wrestlemania based. Can anyone give me one reason why Montez Ford couldn’t be every bit the star that Trick Williams is right now? He has the same type of charisma/personality, if not more. He’s a better wrestler, and he’s married to Bianca Belair…

@IFELOVESMONE Watch Seth. He spins out of it. Bron hit him perfectly. Seth just didn’t want to take that bump so he rotated to avoid taking the full impact.

can y'all start cooking him and telling him to retire because he completely missed Seth If this was Nikki Bella y'all would Have been dragging her

@Laurie0801 My best friend was raised in Canada. I asked her once her thoughts on universal health care. She told me she would rather her medical costs doubled here in the US rather than receive Canadian health care again. That told me what I needed to know about universal health care.

Why are Americans so against universal healthcare?

@Geoff_Rowland @cujoknows Then you should know most of the WWE characters are just themselves with the volume turned up. Like if you have Seth Rollins to do an interview, he’s not going to be cackling and dressed up in some elaborate crazy outfit.

@ZachAFaulkner @cujoknows What a garbage comment. I love WWE and have watched for years. But talking to the characters as if it is a real sporting event is ridiculous from real journalists. Nobody talks to Kit Harrington as if he is REALLY Jon Snow.

Why do accomplished SportsCenter anchors play along with WWE's fakeness and ask questions about their scripted storylines and fake fights?

@cujoknows Yes, because you said wrestlers get interviewed as their character. MJF famously does all of his interview interviews in character. But he’s one of the few exceptions. That’s why I was asking who you saw because most wrestlers don’t do it in character

@ZachAFaulkner Your only example is a wrestler. What a dipshit

@Damerd_75 @cujoknows When they asked him questions about what Jon would think or do. He answered as Jon. He wasn’t like “Well I as Kit think that maybe Jon was thinking this” He talks from the view point of his characters perspective

@ZachAFaulkner @cujoknows Did Kit Harrington Pretend to be Jon Snow in interviews like he was about to go battle the Night King? I dont think so.

@JamesSurowiecki I mean it makes sense it’s anti democratic. We are a constitutional republic. Not a democracy.

The replies to this are so funny: 4000 people making the exact same bad arguments I've heard my whole life, as if they've somehow never been made before. I know the arguments for the EC - that's why I said there are no good ones. The US has only one office that's elected by American voters as a whole. The fact that we have a system that in that one race allows a minority of voters to dictate to the majority and decide who gets the office is ridiculous and stupidly anti-democratic. We're always going to have it, but that's a bad thing.

It’s casual Friday at work. So you know I have to pull out the new shirt to show off at work so I could be the center of attention. @BrittnieBrooks

@cujoknows Was there a specific interview you had in mind when you made this post? Because most wrestlers these days also don’t do interviews in character. So it would be intrigued to know who you saw that made you make this tweet. If it’s MJF he’s one of the exceptions

@ZachAFaulkner When has any actor ever done a serious interview in full movie character? Never.

@RasslinWalrus @wrestling_VI Idk if you are a viewer of UUDD. But there was about a year long period on there where Tyler was world champion, and had his own heel faction. His work there was better than anything on WWE television at the time.

@ZachAFaulkner @wrestling_VI I'm not sure what more they could have gotten out of the Fandango character, or Fandago/Breeze. They were most over as a comedy act (pretty good one, too), but there's a ceiling for that.

@elcalicelt @MizfitMathew @CMPunk @AEW Yes. AEW had its highest PPV buys in company history when Punk was on top. Jericho has the highest tv viewership but it spiked back near Jericho levels under Punk. Punks time on top was very short but in that limited time he was massive.

@MizfitMathew Wasn't @CMPunk the biggest draw @AEW champion? And this is an honest question, not a 💩 post.

All nine men that have held the prestigious AEW World Championship!

@StevieDeeOTT Morgan McDevitt

I don't trust anyone who only mentions their faves that are popular WHO'S YOUR FLOP/HATED/UNPOPULAR FAVE? BE REAL DON'T BE A SPINELESS FAKE PEER APPROVAL CHASING LOSER ASS BITCH