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@60Minutes I'd like to candy crush Bens testicles* *Satire

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs. Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.” Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Wow

With Heather Anne Campbell, and podcast “Get Played”, Matt Apodaca and Nick Wiger.

@therandomsec @CBKReport @MattBrownEP Who is in the photo? Come on man he knows what he is doing

@ZachHodes @CBKReport @MattBrownEP What do you think fiscal year means

@esidery @MoveTheSticks you work for a gambling app stop trying to pretend to be a reporter

Oregon safety Dillon Thieneman is expected to surge into the top-20 picks following his performance at the NFL Scouting Combine next week, per @MoveTheSticks. Thieneman is viewed behind Caleb Downs as the No. 2 safety in the 2026 draft class by many scouts.

@ChadJMiller3 @RossDellenger @On3 It's clickbait. Case was closed 1/28 with no appeal filed.

@RossDellenger @On3 Well I’m confused Moore won his case. Are you saying the NCAA is going to appeal that case hope it wins the retroactively take away wins? Im sorry your post isn’t making a lot of sense.

Does the NCAA, finally, have a fix for its eligibility issue? The association is threatening to use a 51-yr-old rule to punish schools retroactively - vacate wins, etc - if it eventually wins cases in trial. More in our weekly sports biz column for @On3 on3.com/news/how-a-197…

@RossDellenger @On3 Mr Dellenger, this is clickbait. Remove Indiana from this article as the Moore case was closed 1/28 and the NCAA has not motioned for appeal. To include Indiana in this is against journalistic integrity and I think you know that.

@EoinHiggins_ She puts the cow in coward

Bari Weiss’s lecture at UCLA on “the future of journalism” canceled

@clashreport He lied previously and said he only met Epstein once at his apartment in NYC (they were neighbors for a decade) you can not trust that this is not also a lie.

U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick on his visit to Epstein's private island: I did have lunch with him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me, as were my four children and nannies. I don't recall why we did it, but we did.

@toadposting She's right he is a Sam Fransisco legend

Thinking about the lady I met at a training six months ago who genuinely believed E40 should be headlining tonight’s halftime show

@dabongohead Oh cool like the banksy guy

@BoilerMuse 0 championships, sharpen that focus

I am tired of being Indiana’s Super Bowl. This is the one game a year they always have circled on the calendar. While we're focused on winning championships, they are only focused on beating us. It's time to end this series

History is known to repeat itself.

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

@cabisbee @factpostnews Enjoy licking boots in hell for you will not see salvation in this or any other life

@factpostnews Message: Don’t break the law

21-year-old activist injured by ICE: I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. I can't sneeze or cough because it's dangerous to. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.

@TomFornelli Anything is better than being drafted by the Jets

Right decision or wrong decision I don't know. Definitely a surprising one. You don't typically see guys projected to go as early in the draft as Moore is deciding to return for another year.

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@CBKReport Refs were helpful today

NEBRASKETBALL MAGIC CONTINUES! 16-0! 🌽

@AnnieJacobsen Congrats on being the modern Leni Riefenstahl I guess? is that what you wanted?

🧵Having been a writer/producer on TOM CLANCY's Jack Ryan, I have thoughts on this👇The Venezuela plot we wrote into S2 seems prophetic because CIA operators have been thinking about (+ possibly rehearsing) an assault on Venezuelan presidential complex since Hugo Chávez began destroying the country decades ago. Legendary CIA operator Billy Waugh who took me through how it would go down, which I will explain here.

@katiewr31413491 @emilyngo Thank you bot!

@emilyngo This is alarming, not just “standing up 4 tenants.” An apology, at least, warranted.

Cea Weaver staying, it seems. “Cea Weaver is someone that we hired to stand up for tenants across the city based on the track record that she had of standing up for tenants across the city and the state,” Mamdani says