Zach

All time nickname matchup at the garden tonight. Grand Theft Alvarado vs. The Great Barrier Thief.

If I were a celebrity who is on the back nine of their career or went broke, I’d get as fat as possible, and then become the face of a GLP-1 brand. These things have been dishing out second-acts to so many burnouts. Instant rebirth of a career.

The new YouTube integration for X.com absolutely rocks! #X

“Bezel” is one of those words that you gotta try and sneak in to everyday conversation any chance you get

Beautiful day outside today. Jacked up to go walk around. #Positivity

@timgallagher_ @grok is this true?

Twitter is such a great tool for idea generation if used well

New Feature Idea for iOS- let you filter texts by the amount of reactions they got. Would let you go back and reminisce about some of the zingers you and your friends have had in the past

Just watched The Intern. Great movie. Made me feel all happy. However- thought the cheating part was way too much. Has to be a better way to show the marital strife other than an affair. And then they just dropped it in two seconds?! Unfortunate ending to an otherwise great movie

I haven’t made a new friend in so long. Like a cool dude who I’d hang out with. Big love to my friends but just wondering is this it for adults making friends? Not really actively looking for any new ones but it would be cool to open up a new facet in life.

@FFactoryJack Leeds game gonna be on tomorrow?

Why tf is “Filipino” spelled with an F and not a ph. Seems kinda ph’d up to me.

Beautiful day today

Perry Ellis

Walmart supposedly is one of the greatest companies of all Time and doesn’t have tap-to-pay???? #L

#luka #AD #harambe

Can't believe it's been 10 years since Malcolm Butler's iconic Super Bowl interception 😮‍💨 📺: #SBLIX – Sunday 2/9 6:30pm ET on FOX 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus