Zach Morris

Man, I hate literally everything going on in 2026 already lmao

@BalatroGame I discard a four of clubs and activate my multiplier for one of a kind to increase by 0.1x and draw

@ZachMorris5 Someone is giving +80 chips if played hand contains a flush

When you're being mean to me online, this is who you're being mean to

@bmarkley99 That's fair, I actually had a question come up about Pantheon pt. 2 while in a raid with some of my friends, is there a chance you might be able to explain how a timing works? We weren't sure if it was a bug or an intended mechanic but I don't want to pry or anything

@ZachMorris5 Obviously can't answer the specifics but we were definitely a fair bit along on RaD content before it finally came in that we needed to pivot to the final update. Not a satisfying answer I know but thats just how it is.

Pantheon 2 is the last thing I will have worked on at Bungie. Despite everything it has been an honor to work on Destiny 2. Please know with deep sincerity that we wanted more than anything to make you smile. See you starside, Guardians

@GenePark There's so much love and care put into that series and I just never wanted to let it end, so I've never beaten the game to this day.

i might still prefer red dead 1. i enjoy the narrative arc of that journey better. i enjoy the gameplay more. the music is better too. but that series is something special.

for me red dead 2 is easily one of the best written AAA games ever. i have issues with gameplay pacing sure (honestly 99% of that is “Guarma”) but its an incredible work that gets better on replay. i kinda wanna play it now even. every time i see rdr2 glaze im like yeah go ahead

@Iittlstrawberry The gold tooth is an addition I swear I didn't see coming

hot thing

@lilibetsaunders Now you have to wait 300 years, sorry 😭

ending my life they forgot to add my precheck now i’m in regular line smh smh

@g0thgoblin I want to learn about the axolotl and why it's so endangered, also if they're just chill guys or not

it's been so long since I've done a science thread, what do you freaks want to learn about

@WeepyLuna Fair, don't forget to wear a life jacket if you're on the Titanic though

@ZachMorris5 I am not a fish, I have no business in the depths

Enjoyed my time standing in various temperatures & depths of water (Sometimes I wonder if I bring generational shame to my bloodline by still not being able to swim)

@JMikeMLB To be fair, baseball is a lot less mind games and saturated with analysis and how to wring a player out for all of their value, which really sucks. In the same vein I don't think you can attribute that to just getting goofed on, plus the previous batter was all off-speed.

What in the HELL is this hitter waiting on?? These really good pitches to hit! The nerds loaded him up with too much analytics before the at bat. Fkn terrible at bat. I mean 3 center cut FB strikes! But the nerds/data coaches will go over his mechanics tomorrow to try to “fix” him.

@chromuru You need a bubble or something 😭

not to be gross but this is how big my bug bite is (hand for scale) I am so allergic to mosquitos 😭😭😭😭

@Breeslive Sorry Bree, hopefully things get better 😔

I’m actually so fucking done talking to anyone romantically

@PaulTassi We really don't hate AI anywhere near enough it feels like, because corporations are effectively pricing out the lower and low middle class at this point. Technology and access to information is now going to end up hoarded by those with the means to own it next.

At what point are these tech giants just punching themselves in the crotch by relentlessly pursuing AI

@Iittlstrawberry Can you get me the second book too, I need to learn about spontaneous human combustion because that sounds cool

Books for my child

@MakoFukasame I miss when we had stuff like Soul and brave little toaster

watched Hoppers with Vivi and I got annoyed enough to ramble in microsoft paint

@DirtyEffinHippy I just want to know what would've come next at this point, I think not knowing what we could've had is almost as bad as not having that opportunity to experience it

Bungie deserved better.

@barlow2021 @jsm2334 @SecKennedy I worked in public health throughout the entire duration of the pandemic, there was no substitution being made to where everyone was labeled as just died of covid and left at that. Posting something in 2020 doesn't change it and putting up a graph you made doesn't change it.

@ZachMorris5 @jsm2334 @SecKennedy They were all labelled as died "with covid", which are the numbers the CDC and everyone reported. Of course, co-morbidities exist with everything. It's not the virus, it's the environment into which it lands. As I've been saying since the get-go:

I sent this letter to the Editor-in-Chief of Toxicology Reports demanding a full explanation for the removal of a published article examining vaccines and sudden infant death. Americans have a right to know why scientific papers are removed, who made those decisions, what evidence supported them, and whether the same standards are applied consistently. We will restore trust in public health by insisting on transparency, accountability, and open scientific inquiry—not by asking the public to accept decisions behind closed doors.

@WeepyLuna He will have to make do with the hours he has provided me, my sleep is no longer my own at this point

@ZachMorris5 Cats sleep like 14 hours a day, you just have to become fully nocturnal, I think. How else will you entertain your cat?

Is everything okay at home? Your observable digital footprint has dwindled significantly