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Thread of books I'm reading in 2026:

From human rights perspective, what ICE is doing in the United States is ethnic cleansing, human trafficking and a crime against humanity. Report confirmed underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at detention centers. Children being raped at detention centers.

The Buffy sequel gets canceled by a loser executive and now Xander is dead? Fuck this.

@ct_girlie The humor was absolutely perfect, some people are just too dumb to have any fun.

me in my comments rn defending the phm book humor

#ProjectHailMary was absolutely perfect!!! Best movie of the year by far!!! 10/10!!!

An X-Wing like some of my favorites like Yrica Quell, Wedge Antilles, and Poe Dameron!!!

I'M SEATED FOR #ProjectHailMary AND I'M SO EXCITED!!! I read the book for the first time in January and I am HYPED!!!

Yrica Quell and Chass na Chaddic 💚💚💚

Every Ice agent and every male prison employee should be required to provide DNA so that they can be matched up to their kids for child support. And criminal prosecution

"Underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at detention centers." Let me fix that for you. "Children being raped at detention centers." There you go.

Pope Leo, the first pope from the US—a country which does not have universal health coverage—calls universal healthcare a 'moral imperative' at a conference with WHO and European bishops this week: “Health cannot be a luxury for the few.”

@maulfisto Maulfisto W yet again!!!

ITS OFFICIAL: MAULFISTO WILL BE ATTENDING THE MAUL SHADOW LORD PREMIERE

Sex offender registry level treatment for people who simply received medical care. Deeply evil political party

Going into Pokopia, I assumed it would be like Animal Crossing where there's like 6 personality types and all villagers share the same dialogue. Cut to how pleasantly surprised I was that every pokemon has unique dialogue, personalities, and animations. What an amazing effort

Pope Leo this week called universal health coverage a "moral imperative." He also said: “Health cannot be a luxury for the few,” it is “an essential condition for social peace.”

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

a reminder that some of the best star wars moments have come from star wars animation. if you've dismissed it as "kids cartoons for kids" you're missing out on some amazing star wars.

Twitter doesn’t seem to be able to handle this, but Sinners and One Battle After Another are both very good movies, actually

NOPE. We are not about to pit two women against each other and make Hulu look like the good guy and Sarah Michelle Gellar look like the villain. Chloé Zhao and Sarah have worked on this Buffy sequel for years. This is beneath you, John. Doing Hulu’s damage control. #Buffy

Hulu is now using “sources” to try and make Sarah Michelle Gellar the villain and create some fake rift between her and Chloe Zhao. Chloe and Sarah have been praising each other ALL WEEK. They worked hard on this Buffy sequel. This is Hulu putting out a hit piece. #Buffy