zach watkin

This view of Broad Street is incredible. Best fans in the world. 📹: yianni_paxinos on IG

Saquon whenever the Eagles need a big play:

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

CEOs are in danger, we need to put all of them in a submarine until we know it's safe

Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, was fatally shot right before the investor conference. Conspiracy perverts, you better be fucking cooking today. Don't let me down. I expect Grade A insanity from you on this one. Otherwise hang up your 5G blocking amulets and get out.

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

@SpiritAirlines I’m trying to change my cancelled flight to a flight at a nearby airport but I cannot get a hold of anyone

@SpiritAirlines Flight was cancelled how can I rebook?

A third-party vendor is experiencing a global technology outage that is impacting Spirit’s reservations system and flight operations. We apologize to our Guests for the inconvenience. We encourage Guests traveling today, July 19, to check here for updates before going to the airport. Due to the outage, we are currently unable to rebook Guests whose travel plans have been disrupted. We will assist these Guests as soon as possible when our vendor restores service.

@tacobell just found this in my Taco Bell order nice little staple - can I get free tacobell for life

Pouring from a single use plastic water bottle Into a reusable water bottle is why there needs to be another plague

@WhichWichKing Get a beanie and grow out the back

Look at my hairline here and convince me I should not end it all

it was supposed to say GRITTY it says GIRTHY

That glazed glow that only slugging can create. ✨ All you need is Vaseline Healing Jelly. #Vaseline #Slugging

@jordiebarstool Bedard likes cats over dogs. Chicago doesn’t need that negativity in their lives

I heard Bedard likes his ribs cooked in a crock pot. Can’t draft a guy like that with the 1st overall pick. Seems more like 7th pick behavior

Always hike with proper supplies and equipment. Remember, flippy floppies may lead to slippy sloppies.

Another fun one in South Philly tonight! Love this Sixers team!

@WhichWichKing @barstoolsports @Return_Of_RB Are you kidding me?? Two houses and two christmases??

@barstoolsports @Return_Of_RB Parents not being divorced

What were some simple things you thought made people seem rich when you were a kid?

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com

How do you let another man do this to you in public 🤣

Crazy Frog has died.