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Terry crews is left-handed

There are way too many girls on tinder that say they’re better than me at shit. You don’t know me

@charlied1211 That’s the new first step in AA. Prediction

@PaidBySteve I love salad

Going to the meta verse Walmart to buy cucumbers and lube only

Next book review is communication skills for dummies. 1 out of 5 stars. Don’t call me dumb

Next book review. I read charlotte’s web. Thought it was going to be a North Carolina based Spider-Man comic book. Way off and it was just about talking animals. Not realistic

@Jack_The_Son1 Listen pal. I will not be holding back with these book reviews. Greg is an ignorant and unlikeable character throughout the book. He had little to no improvement to his demeanor and therefore should’ve killed himself

@Zachwould Zach!!! You shouldn’t say such inappropriate things on the internet. Shame on you, I thought your parents raised you better than this.

Starting daily book reviews for my 17 followers. First book is Diary of a Wimpy Kid. 3 out of 5 stars. Greg should’ve killed himself. Literally no one likes him

Why do all my friends from school become homeless? Genuine question

@sloppy_steaks_ That’s really insensitive

I just mixed up November 9th and September 11th at my 9/11 memorial tour 🙃. I’m so embarrassed right now

Wish someone would’ve told me Kanye had an album coming out. First time I’m hearing of this