YA BOY ZACK MORRIS

"One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving." ~ Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

The best thing on earth, is sharing a laugh with someone you love.

Remember the good times, be strong during the difficult times, love always, laugh often, and thank God every day.

I miss you, but I'm not going to admit it.

Work hard, stay humble, dream big.

Parent: why hasnt _____ been round lately? I thought you were friends. Me: well they turned into a cunt.

when you wake up after a night out and your friends inform you of everything you did the night before ;-((

Life = A big fat YES !!!!

Me: - doesn't eat healthy - never has 8 hrs sleep - never works out - drinks 0.5ml of water a day - unorganized mess Also me: why am I sad

shoot your shot and become my friend bitch im fun & I will be there for you

people who still ask “you promise” have been hurt a lot. it’s not that we don’t believe you, it’s just that we need constant reassurance

Emailing teachers be like... Me: *polite greeting* *multiple paragraphs* *perfect grammar* Teacher: “sure” -sent from my iPhone

feeling like u annoy someone that u wanna talk to sucks ahahhahaha

The worst feeling is when ur sock starts sliding down in ur shoe like damn bitch even UR not there for me??? Cold world

Me @ night: ok I’m gonna wakeup at 6am, do 40 mins of uninterrupted cardio, drink a liter of water, make an organic artisan style breakfast, meditate about my goals & then go about a productive day Me the next morning: wakes up at 1pm & stares into the abyss for the next 6 hours

Y’all ever ride with someone that drives fast asf & you push your imaginary brakes on the passenger side 🤣😅

do u ever get in an "I don't know" phase in your life. where you literally don't have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don't. know.

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.

Can someone make me a fake ID, but to like Costco??