Zack Tuke (#1 Ousseni Bouda Fan)

@HKane Don’t see why you need a mic to watch Peppa Harry 🤔

@SJEarthquakes @opencup Making Bouda play on his birthday??

Round of 16 XI 🏆 #SJvMNUFC | @opencup

Watching this PSG vs Bayern game as a Tottenham fan

Just me, alone on the sofa, occasionally shaking my head in disgust at how good some of the things these footballers are doing in PSG v Bayern

The gap in my resume is from when darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. But it was not the end.

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

It's not the main reason Spurs are (likely) going down but look at the amount of unavailable players we've had per matchday this season. Incredible run of injuries (and suspensions). 248 absences so far in 34 Gameweeks. Averaging out at 30% of the senior playing squad per week.

@TheAlexSylvian talk not to me of getting oneshot, man.

BOUDA BOUDA BOUDA BOUDA ROCKIN WITH IT

1️⃣ 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙄𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙩 2️⃣ 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗼 of the Match 3️⃣ Brace For I̶m̶p̶a̶c̶t̶ Bouda 🗞️ | #Quakes74 Wingers Ousseni Bouda, Timo Werner, Head Coach Bruce Arena Selected to MLS Team of the Matchday ➡️ sjearthquakes.com/news/san-jose-…

𝘽𝙤𝙪𝙙𝙖 𝙗𝙖𝙜𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚 💼 Congratulations to @Ousseni_bouda for his first career brace yesterday 💥 Bouda bangers are back at home Wednesday

@SJEarthquakes BOUDA ASSIST HES ON FIRE

83' | WERNER BANGER !!!!! STL 2 - 3 SJ

@SJEarthquakes Finally

61' | Substitution for the Quakes ⬅️ Fernandez ➡️ Bouda STL 2 - 1 SJ

@SJEarthquakes Bouda??? Sorry I was gone for a month

The best thing about football is that it makes literally everyone unhappy

I can't do this four more times. I don't have any hair to lose. I am going to have a nervous breakdown.