Zackary

@_sandydhillon Cheating on Tommy

Cooked a girl a bbq today realised it was the first time I cooked for a girl in over 3 years, and I've know her 3 days...

Halifax has finally given up chasing me for the 3Grand I owe them 😊

Uber everywhere

Preach

lol how respectful matey boy that checked in today just fucked his girlfriend in the toilet and lasted all of 2minutes

Never had so many wounds healed in one night #deep

Just got caught minesweeping for the first time in 5 years and I managed to sweep the beer back on the table behind the back #swifthands

I've been fucking hoes and popping pillys

65 + 66

Fuck Yugoslavia

Who goes out to dinner alone....

1 year ago today

Post knows what's up

Tinder needs a BMI setting

Chinese couple ask me for recommendations on the wine... 'Well I prefer necking rose to white so it's up to you'

Girls with broad shoulders and a flat chest 😍... 🙄😏

@JamesCleverly Shut up retard

Mate, I think you’re talking about the current Labour leadership. twitter.com/owenjones84/st…

Take note girls

There's always a few people who you see and want to just bash their head into a wall a few times. I mean it might look a bit better then.