Bruno mads
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Bruno mads
@ZaddyZahir
Manchester United | Music Fanatic
Saturn Katılım Temmuz 2019
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I was at a viewing center in Ebute Metta last night for the late-night Champions League games. The place was packed, but there was this one old man sitting in the corner, staring at a screen that was actually turned off.
PHEMZY 💚@here2boom
Tell us one crazies things that happened to you Bet / football edition….. Don’t air me please 🙏
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I don’t know why goalkeepers are not nominated for player of the match week.
Innocent_@Innocent849
Manchester United fans it's time to bring it home again😅😅
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@Josephfegor_ @KingPhelz How many points you one with Amorim’s ball? Joseph no make I knock you oo
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Amorim's ball had us at the top of stat like this.
The xG Philosophy@xGPhilosophy
Best attacks this season (most xG created): 🥇 Chelsea - 68.47(xG) 🥈 Man City - 66.13(xG) 🥉 Arsenal - 63.48(xG)
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Bruno mads retweetledi
Moments like this are exactly what make Lionel Messi world class… and honestly, I’m so happy that Bruno Fernandes is one of the very few players who carries that same attribute.
Let me break it down as simply as possible like I’m explaining to a 7-year-old.
I played grassroots football in my prime, mostly as a centre-back (CB), so I understand what’s going on in the heads of those two defenders in that moment.
From experience and even from studying the game, you don’t mark an attacker while facing him square-on. No , you stay slightly sideways, choosing a direction, either left or right. Why? Because that way, you control where the attacker goes. You’re basically guiding him into a path you’re ready to shut down quickly if he follows it.
Now here’s where it gets interesting.
In that situation, both defenders had already chosen the direction they wanted him to go. They were set, waiting for him to “dance to their tune.” But this is where elite players are different.
Instead of rushing, instead of playing into their trap, he stayed calm… almost too calm. That calmness alone planted doubt in their minds.
The moment they realized he wasn’t biting, wasn’t moving the way they expected, panic crept in. One of them lost patience and decided to step out to close him down and that right , there was the mistake.
And trust me, players like Bruno and Messi don’t miss moments like that.
The second that defender stepped out, he already knew they’ve messed up. And he punished them instantly.
It’s those tiny, almost invisible details… the patience, the mind games, the control of space and timing… that separate players like him and Messi from just any random player.
That’s not just talent , that’s football intelligence at the highest level.
WHAT. A. PLAYER. 🔥
👸🏻 Norra Wilbor@NorraWilbor
I still insist.. Why didn’t Bruno make the pass to Mbeumo instead?? He was very clear and would have scored as well. It would have been a big booster for him. Look how isolated Mbeumo has become lately. A shadow of himself! Mbeumo cannot end the season feeling this way please.
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@YesItsBash every year, different batches with the same bs story 😂
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This same bs story that finds its ways to every camp in Nigeria.
sugamummy 🧚🏽♀️@ceraliza
During camp two corp members were caught having sex so the camp commandant said they should call their next of kin. Lo and behold, the lady has her husband listed so he made her call him to report the infidelity 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Brownn4PF It’s the dumbest football stat ever. Like it’s easy to put a ball from the corner kick straight to a players head. Open play assist is the easiest sef
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@_DARKL0 this is all the way wrong. Let’s assume she lost her memory the first time. why did she not lose it the second time she used the tree? Plus if Tabitha is Victor’s sister then who exactly is jade??
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• تحليل: مسلسل FROM.( قد يصيب التحليل وقد يخطأ أيضا..)
- النظرية الاكثر تقارب لما يحدث حاليا:
تابيثا هي اخت فيكتور وليست امه واليك الدليل:
حين ما كان فيكتور واخته بالقبو قامت ميراندا بتوديعهم لانها ستخرج خارج القرية وستعود حتما
ولكن في ذاك الحين خرجت ميراندا وخرجت ورائها اخت فيكتور
حين اوشكت ميراندا على الخروج قام سمايلي بالركض على غير عادته لمنعها من الدخول للشجرة وهذا دليل قاطع على انها مخرج من القرية
حينها رأت اخت فيكتور الموقف بعد لحاقها بميراندا وقامت بالخروج من القرية
بعد ما قامت بالخروج من القريةعلى الارجح انها فقدت الذاكرة واكملت حياتها ك (تابيثا)وتزوجت جيم وانجبت ايثان وبالحالة هذه المسلسل لا يوجد به فترات زمنيه ولا حلقات متسلسلة...
دارك لو@_DARKL0
#نظرية_from في مسلسل From، لحظة سقوط/دفع Tabitha Matthews من نافذة المنارة ثم استيقاظها في المستشفى في “العالم الحقيقي” (نهاية الموسم 2) صدمت المشاهدين لأنها كسرت فكرة أن المدينة هي كل شيء. لكن إن ما حدث ليس “خروجًا حقيقيًا” بل انتقال بين طبقات من الواقع. حسب هذه الفكرة، العالم في From ليس عالمًا واحدًا، بل نظام طبقات متداخلة: طبقة أعمق فيها الكيان والمدينة والمخلوقات، وفوقها طبقة ثانية تبدو “حقيقية” لكنها مجرد مستوى أعلى من نفس السجن. لذلك عندما سقطت تابيثا من النافذة، لم تخرج فعلاً… بل “صعدت طبقة” داخل نفس النظام، وكأنها خرجت من قفص إلى قفص أكبر. الدليل الذي يعتمد عليه البعض هو أنها رغم وصولها للعالم الخارجي، ما زالت مرتبطة نفسياً بالمدينة (الرؤى، الطفل الأبيض Boy in White، والإشارات). وهذا يعني أن الخروج الكامل قد لا يكون ممكنًا أصلاً، لأن كل طبقة تعطي إحساس “الواقع” لكنها في الحقيقة مجرد مستوى آخر من التجربة. وبالتالي، السؤال الحقيقي الذي تطرحه النظرية: هل تابيثا خرجت فعلاً… أم أن المدينة فقط سمحت لها أن تصدق أنها خرجت، بينما هي ما زالت داخل اللعبة لكن في مستوى أعلى؟
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Bruno has 19 premier league assists. if those mumu players did not keep missing chances he created he would have been on like 30.
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Bruno mads retweetledi
@youknowdipo Arsenal should bring out their league title too. With your logic Arsenal is a nothing club 🤝🏿
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Bruno mad gan. Those defenders no even know who to mark whether na Sesko or Mbeumo or Bruno wey hold ball 😂😭
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God did not fail you because you had light all day on your birthday?? how did I get to this part of the world?.
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Bruno mads retweetledi
How many European finals your captain don Carry Una reach in the Last 5 years??
MAZI OF BARCELONA 💙❤️@Bigi_Chima
Bruno Fernandes is the first Manchester United captain to lose two Europa League finals na record dey chase am 😂💔
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@ZaddyZahir @WayneSBarton Do you remember Casemiro getting red card for holding the color of Hughes shirt of which no player has been sent off for same incident?
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Old Trafford tonight and a new opportunity for a referee to test drive a rule and send a United player off and then watch the same incident go unpunished ten times.
Foul throw? Moving the ball at a free kick? Protesting a decision? Can’t wait!
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@_iamzuhzuh make I dey cry say you no sabi basic math?? your own bad oo 😂
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Bruno didn’t break shit.
Lampard had 22 prem goals 4 CL goals 3 FA cup goals and 1 carabao cup goal.
Total= 29 goals.
Carry your useless fake stat out of here.
Lampard still holds the record for highest scoring Midfielder in England in a season.
🅱️ASH-AAR🛑@YesItsBash
Bruno already holds the record for most goals scored by a premier league midfielder in a season. He’s about to break the record for the most assists in a single premier league season too. A man who holds both records won’t be remembered? 😂😭
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