Ayobami

Even as a lecturer, you go see kid wey them give your salary as weekly upkeep. Your mind go first dey.

@OgbeniAyoola Alihamdulilah brother!!!

Few weeks ago, my wife underwent a 12 hours brain surgery (craniotomy +clipping of aneurysm) after being diagnosed with cerebral aneurysm months earlier. Longest 12 hours of my life, standing outside that theatre, not knowing what to expect. And it started with a mere headache. These past months have been the most psychologically, mentally, emotionally, and financially challenging, and exhausting months in all my years. Be thankful if you don’t have any health issues to deal with. You don’t know what Allah is saving you from. I almost ran mad. She complained of headache, saying it was the most painful headache shes ever had. I brought out paracetamol and gave her to take. Before I got back, she could no longer turn her neck, it was stiff. She could no longer move her head up and down, nor sideways. Amidst that confusion, she started vomiting. All of these, happening in split seconds, at midnight. I was confused. I opened all windows hurriedly, thinking maybe she needed air; no, she was almost dying and I just was confused. Ran to the third room to get small bucket and she was still vomiting. I carried her bare in my hands outside to the main door of the house believing she needed more air and she calmed down. And said she felt better. Suddenly, she started feeling it again and what we thought was a jinn attack. We were both reciting ayat qursiyy and amana rasul in accordance with the sunnah when jinn strikes. She was able to also recite it through so we knew it wasn’t a spiritual attack. But no, the headache was persistent and she could no longer move her head. This time, she had vomited for the second time and we just sat there at the door. A few minutes later, she was calm and relaxed. Felt she was okay to go back inside and we did. By now, it was around past 1am midnight and immediately she lay down, the headache came back, she had to turn around different ways before she could find a comfortable position. It wasn’t up to 30 minutes that she shouted from her sleep complaining about the pain from the headache again. Omo! I hurriedly carried her in my hands and placed her inside the car (this is the day I’m most grateful I owned a car). Drove her to the hospital and got there around past 2 am. It was hell. I’d told my friend and neighbor to please help move our son, Unays, to their flat due to the emergency before driving out. I’m not sure I’ve accelerated with a car with that speed I used that morning. Got there and she was stabilised by the doctors and nurses at the emergency. She was tend to and around 4 am, she had completely slept off. 1/5

And wicked

See copium, Na Team wey them dey run of debt dey win league for una side.

United is bad, Liverpool is Worse!

Worst signing of the season, Negative impact on the team.

@Biggdammy_ I fit don shot am if I dey stadium 😂😂

Frimpong is a waste of time and space.

Leave him ASAP, ko eru e Kuro ni le papapa. Join your parent in their rented apartment.

Dr Sharafudeen Gbadebo Raji comments on the efforts of the Maliki Scholars in establishing thein Balanced Aqeedah International Islamic University Conference Libya

@MrBeast Ok

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@Jersda94 😂😂😂 iwo lo ponu ju laye.

@Zaddy_Ayobami Until bandits kidnap your family member, until your family members can’t get access to medical care, then you’ll know it’s not just politics. Oponu

On top politics? 🤡🤡🤡 Debo fit recruit These guys for PR oo.

@BenYousef_E Agba baller 😂😂

Do you realize it is rude to refer to your dad as 'this guy' though?

@_ninuaye @RidwanuLlah @Iamgideone That is not Ibadan accent lol, ti abere ba bole o mu. Ibadan will say ti abere ba bole oo he ni.

@RidwanuLlah @Iamgideone This looks like Ibadan. His accent is also an Ibadan accent. That being said, the government needs to find a way to make agriculture lucrative. We have a lot of arable lands that can be put to some good use lying around.

It’s the commentary for me. Yoruba Language is top tier please 🤣

😂😂😂 Hope you are getting paid to be this foolish bro.

@AskMichaelTaiwo Job satisfaction, Job security,And Location.

What would make you reject a salary increase?

Eyin o lo school rara ni?

@Drwhales_ The reason we got knocked out by PSG last year was Diaz. He’s very frustrating to watch on transition.

Your life don Labu

If you’re a Muslim and this appears on your timeline, kindly retweet it so it can reach those who may not have completed their ṣalāh today. May this act serve as a reminder and stand as a witness for us on the Day of Qiyaamah.

@dedayomi_ @_DeejustDee Okay, the race track corner.

@Zaddy_Ayobami @_DeejustDee it was even the field behind the South Campus football pitch. God bless Orisun Hostel MSSN community.

What could be the cause of boys slumping during football, it’s very rampant now I mean I lived in a boys school as a child and they’ll play football for hours, no record of anyone ever slumping except the normal injuries to the toes. What exactly is wrong. Doctors need to educate us on something