Sissy Laura

Here I am, looking super cute as usual. Good morning. ☀️ Go get my coffee, sillies.

Last night was very interesting. Did you really mean to send me all those messages, or were you just drunk and desperate? Texting your Goddess, begging, sending, and making filthy promises while lying in bed right next to her. Don’t worry, pet. You’re mine now. Those silly little promises you made? You’ll be keeping every single one… and so much more. Now fetch me a coffee. Stat. Good boy.

Here I am, living it up on another luxury trip abroad — all paid for by you pathetic little wage slaves. Your hard-earned money looks so much better spent on my relaxation, my cocktails, and my five-star views. And who’s the one saying thank you? That’s right — you are. You’re actually grateful I turned you into mindless paypigs and now rub your faces in it. How fucking adorable. So go ahead, losers. Thank me properly again. Open that app and send. Right now. Good boys.

I don't have to go to the office that often, but when I do, I look AMAZING. So fun to have everyone in the office drooling over me and doing everything they can to please me. I'm so CUTE and amazing and wonderful.

I hate to break it to you, simp, but I have some bad news. With the cost of living rising, it looks like you’re going to have to make a choice: hot food to eat… or worshipping and sending to your Goddess. You choose me? Mmm, what a good, obedient pet you are. Don’t worry about the food. You don’t really need it. Plenty of other animals survive just fine without cooked meals.