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Burrito Hygiene Monitor
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Burrito Hygiene Monitor
@ZakSplijt
Cracking down on burrito takeaways where the person operating the till also prepares your food with the same pair of gloves
London, England Katılım Mayıs 2013
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David Hardcastle@GetHappyComedy
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@foodgov It's not a localised problem though. It's a nationwide problem with the major national burrito chains.
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@ZakSplijt Hi, you can report any food safety concerns to the local authority where the food business is based, the local authority will investigate further: food.gov.uk/contact/consum…
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Had another burrito covered in till germs from @Micasaburritos1 at Liverpool Street station. Do they understand why they wear the blue gloves? What do they think the gloves are doing? Will @foodgov crack down on this medically dangerous malpractice? I hope so
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The only people who ever like my burrito hygiene posts are sexy spam bots
Why don't you humans care that your burritos are full of till-germs?
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All your burritos are full of till-germs and only I care
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Nobody cares until the day when they wake up and poo out of their mouth and bumhole because someone made their burrito using the gloves from the till
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Am I the only one that truly cares about burrito hygiene?
Come on guys. This is EVERYTHING
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Food poisoning
Food poisoning who?
Food poisoning from having a burrito made by the same person operating the till using the same pair of gloves they've had on all day
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Once again, @tortillauk @ChipotleUK , @MiCasaBurritos kindly tell your staff not to handle food with the gloves they use to operate the till. It's all of your outlets everywhere. @foodgov definitely need to crack down on this before the next botulism outbreak
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I now use this account purely to moan about poor hygiene standards in burrito takeaways.
If you follow me for other purposes I'm on insta - ljdafunk
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Today's #burritohygiene faux pas - @tortillauk at Euston. Person operating the till then wrapped my burrito using the same pair of gloves. I look forward to @foodgov cracking down on this nationwide malpractice.
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Tonight! @carolinepub @lhcomedy @brightonfringe And we’ve got a fabulous lineup for you!! Lil Wenker @hiyaitsmekitty @ZakSplijt
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My Terry ‘Big Bollocks’ the Vampire T-shirt as handed over by @ZakSplijt yesterday @brightonfringe, whilst a little snug, fits just fine.
Fangs, mate.
🧛🏻♂️ 🥜
#tanzdervampire #brightonfringe #vampire #journeyintofringe
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🔥New Battle🔥
@WTDavies V @ZakSplijt - who do you think won?
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Bringing us the goods next Monday! @_DeclanKennedy @edwardaczel Hamish Shephard @PeanutHowe @kellymaxineford @ZakSplijt Maple Zuo, Matt Smith, Oh Standfast @OFalafel @paulyftaylor @raajieelol @sikisacomedy & MC @thetonydunn
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We've got new schtick from: Alice India
@DarrenWalshPuns Davina Bentley @_DeclanKennedy @jbcarter81 @JakeB_Comedy Kalid Winter @ZakSplijt Maria Fedulova @markbittlestone Matt Smith @OFalafel @samnicoresti Sascha LO & your MC @thetonydunn
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Monday Club
25 Mar 7pm
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Olaf Falafel, Maria Fedulova, Darren Walsh, Davina Bentley, Khalid Winter, J B Carter, Alice India, Matt Smith, Declan Kennedy, LJ Da Funk, Mark Bittlestone, Jake Baker, Sam Nicoresti, Sascha L.O. & MC Tony Dunn
Museum of Comedy
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