Zalen

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Zalen

@ZalenFGC

deer (she/her) - 21 - audhd - sf6 blanka - ggst bedman - melee luigi - ult pika - roa ori/maypul - bbcf taokaka - +r chipp - @BloodravenFGC 💖

San Diego, CA Katılım Kasım 2021

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Zalen@ZalenFGC·3 May

chat did i cook??? 🥺🥺🥺(on ranked btw)

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respawnedtargaryen@respawnedtarga1·17h

It went from “porn” to everything like we all predicted

Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: UK Government clarifies adults will still be able to use social media by verifying their identities with digital IDs, facial recognition, passports and credit cards.

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Raptor@scalestailsmaws·13h

Attended my local ren faire this weekend and WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN

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bri@quietdouble·11h

Came up with "plapsolutely" today. just thought I should let you all know about that one

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angie@fatmustyincel·12h

Yall remember how bad the police sirens used to scare u after ur first few kills 😭😭

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Ty@TysStuff·1d

“Trans people are sexualising our kids!” Meanwhile, straight people:

💗@ma1ybe

Ahhh the two genders: sex pest and body dysmorphia 😌

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beast@treatbeast·1d

hello i'm a white guy who's never been told no my entire life and this is my indie adult animated sitcom inspired by smiling friends and seinfeld

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jenny | commissions open!@artbugjuice·12h

Doctor Who #backrooms

🕳️@Project_Crater

the sun

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milk@iShowShitpost·1d

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milo 🌙@milomoonss·1d

how i stare at you while you play a video game i’ve endlessly yapped about

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Spy-D‼️| FF8@_SpyDtroid_·1d

I’m sorry but to this day I still think this is one of the worst lines in all of Kingdom Hearts and I highly doubt it can be topped by anything in Kingdom Hearts 4 😭😭

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furryends@FurryEnds·2d

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mrs mind freak@quiet_homeboy·20h

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

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Soul Candy@SenatorLuma·1d

2014 really was the fucking dark ages dawg

Roose@RuNoseP

obama term 2 really did have some of the worst music drops of all time

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Sam@gluestick_14·1d

This is how me and my 40 y/o male coworker communicate

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Fairy Gothmother, MD@jenny2x4·1d

The delusion here is incredible. First, there was never anything edgy about The Office, but to say this when the two longest running comedies still being made today are South Park and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia lol

Fox News@FoxNews

Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.

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