@ViolentSperg Quiet, mean, and crazy? I think they only make foids with two of those.
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ThomasXTV
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ThomasXTV
@Zany_One
Some describe me as what's called: a gamer Might Christianpost from time to time.
Arkansas, USA Katılım Ağustos 2012
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@sab3r_official Ideally, you've gotta return it where you found it and bury it there. But then you have to forget where it is which is obviously not easy, so the next best thing is to throw it into an ocean or the maw of an active volcano.
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I wasn’t fucking joking, I really do think this thing is a cursed artifact and I have no idea how to lift the curse.
Saber@sab3r_official
When I was 12 I found a strange rock in the woods and the whole world got worse after I took it home
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@kobitokoibito I get paid 120k/yr by Benjamin Netanyahu along with countless other operatives to specifically ensure you do not ever get this.
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where is my beautiful virgin childhood friend who cares about my interests and always wants to hang out together and gets jealous if I talk to other girls but gets embarrassed when I accidentally flirt with her and she always tries her best to cook for me even if she sucks at it
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@DiscussingFilm Don't believe it they're lying! I'm holding one right now its not doing shit!
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The new Steam Controller sometimes does the wilhelm scream when dropped while in Big Picture Mode.
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Here's a hot take:
Mashing the button like this is genuinely fun. Like this is literally just innocent fun, mashing a button during a cutscene and being obnoxious in a game because you can.
I'd have no issue with this if the game weren't being pushed as a 10/10 masterpiece, I don't think anyone would have an issue with this. Anyone not into it would just see it and say "eh, not my thing." and move on.
Wesley ✨@wesleytypes
If Mixtape was a movie I wouldn't have been able to have so much fun doing this.
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@gregthesorcerer That's what people say but what if ol' dicky boy had it coming? Ever consider that maybe he really was responsible for all the hate and pain ever suffered by any man from Adam down? Doesn't seem so unreasonable to want to stab him if you think about it.
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>Be a cautionary tale about the dangers of obsession
>Ahab
sam@lemoncholia__
>one chance at life >amab
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@HidamariSneed Not my fault she's bad at videogames. I'm not even sorry for going 20-0. I won't ever surrender even a pity win.
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@GenericSnarky @ArmoredNorman All the money in the world won't unfuck your waifu.
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Pink is infinite money
But you morons will pick blue so you can have your girlfriend be real
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@DAVID_FIRTH It's called being a key demographic, maybe if you tried it sometime people would care about your vote.
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ThomasXTV retweetledi
@DavidCarlson I tried this but then a few years later I was in a tight spot and then it turned out that he basically became the de facto ruler of Egypt right under pharaoh and the dinner was really awkward and now I have to figure out how to explain how I lost my brother to my dad.
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If you know a dude aged 18-24 who is starting a pressure washer, window cleaner, or another business of the sort, do him a favor — throw him in a pit and sell him to Pharaoh.
Yonan@yonann
Dave Ramsey says a $600 pressure washing job can be the first step to making 150K a year "You don’t want to be 63 years old still pressure washing. But to get through this week, you can do a lot of pressure washing" "Use the pressure washing money to pay $10,000 for code school, then go make 150K a year coding, every move should be a step toward where you want to be in 10 years"
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@ViolentSperg You ask for Soulmates but never once think to search for Prime-ates.
Something to think about.
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@RustyBud_ Banging on the door of your stall and screaming "HEY ASSHOLE STAND AT THE URINAL WITH THE REST OF US"
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I don’t even think urinals should exist at all tbh
Erika 🇳🇴@Erisalyoshy
Are there people who REALLY think that urinals should be in women’s toilets???
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@nobullimepls Alexa, order a handle of bourbon
Alexa, text "I'm fine" to my mother
Alexa, begin streaming romance anime
Alexa, play lost kitten by metric
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avoiding this like the plague because watching it is akin to self harm
Anime Posts@animeposts
The quickest love confession in anime history 😭
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The fact they all had homoerotic gay sex in 2017 is like 20 9/11s to me
Romy@Return2Order
Assembling an elite task force
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