Zaphas

Yani ati mnataka kuoa kabla hamjanunua mercedes maybach You people amaze me

Watu walijoin twitter time ya maandamano hawaezi elewa hii😅

@Kamau266 Ama majonte

Abraham hukua such a masculine name for Kindiki anafaa kuitwa Denno.

Am very sure 99% of men who visits those SPA that offer happy endings after massage are not really there for the massage

Wewe soprano!

Who's still awake?

Am in a Quickmart Mall and this white parent is asking her kid what she wants to eat,🙆‍♀️the kid has options at the age of 6,at her age I remember my mom didn’t even care what I liked,she used to buy what dad liked,and that’s what we could all eat 😂

Maraga hunikalia mtu ako na stress 🤧. Bibi yake ni nani?

@pop_outpace_ Losing mind

What tf is someone supposed to be doing at 23 🥲

A man who is doing nothing in life is capable of dating multiple women.

I saw a certain campus girl akisema she cheated on her boyfriend ju ako efootball kila saa hampei attention.

Ukiambia mtu recommend movie huwa hakupei ile kali ju hataki uskie hio utamu pia

@backupyatravis Na hizi zetu zenye zinakula mende

Ukipea paka ilizaliwa Nairobi panya haiwezi kula most zimezoea omena na motura

Yaani you can be filthy rich, but still be someone's pocket change.. Huko Monaco, filthy rich wanaenda na yachts alafu wanaambiwa the best parking* spots are for richer people than them.. Eish

@Swishlife_4k Ni golden bells

Huyu gathee ni kama alikuwa anatoa lyrics kwa setbooks bana.

economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

Someone said ugly bitches get pregnant just to prove they be having sex..