Z Aqua

i just want to get drunk and act ratchet with my friends

“Nobody’s coming to save you” My God is definitely coming to save me.. idk what yall be talkin bout 😂

Happy 61st Birthday Martin Lawrence.

No club video ever topped this

The moment Martin and Gina found out Tommy was dating Pam 😂 their chemistry was EVERYTHING

Whoever made Billy & Mandy had to be high af. How tf the Grim Reaper Jamaican

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no common sense around me:

I understand heavily why they say if you love your life, you cannot be close to people who hate theirs.

Me randomly just busting into tears because no one really knows what’s going on in my heart.

I hate being asked why I'm not talking. I literally just don't have anything to say pls leave me alone 😭

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

Telling people I don’t cook only to make elaborate meals for myself is my type of carrying on 😭

made chipotle at home #DoubleSteakNoCharge

Can’t even ride around to clear yo mind no more tank gone be clear before yo mind is

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

All you gotta do is lie to me one time and ima lie to you every chance i get

what made it even better is that we didn’t have to deal with Elena Gilbert

Maybe I wouldn't have recognized Clark Kent