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Bet on yourself.

I had to suffocate to stop the suffering.

盾を投げる→オラクルのクリティカル確定と新しいユニークアミュレットで氷の結晶を作る→スラムで破壊する→クールダウンがなくなる

@CinemaTweets1 Definitely just watched the whole movie with that trailer.

Guy Ritchie has a new action thriller dropping this Friday called In The Grey, featuring Jake Gyllenhaal & Henry Cavill. I’m absolutely hitting this Thursday night if I can catch an early release. This is motivation I need to get me through the week. Jake + Guy = solid Cinema.

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Sex with ghosts... A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Hamid raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Hamad, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Hamad replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

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@aer0ttv you still alive?

This Sunday.

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Absolutely savage 💀

I’m am extremely thankful for my job.

I have friends & colleagues who’ve seen this movie/know details of its production. Ive heard nothing but effusive praise & mutuals saying “you aren’t ready for this trailer”. I trust them all, yet I still thought it might be overblown. They were right, I was wrong I wasn’t ready

This works for basically any protein btw

Sorry hon, not tonight. I’ll be watching this Duchene goal instead