Emmanuel Kolawole

I’m smelling Big success Walaitalai… I’ll come back to this tweet in 6 months 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

The voice in your head will tell you the worst case scenario. Don’t listen to it.

@Akintola_steve 100 bookmarks, 0 likes, 0 retweets

Define an evil move in one sentence: 100 bookmarks , 1 retweet

@yehhmisi Yemisi 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 The day I went through your profile, I decided not to joke with any of your tweets… Intelligent woman 👩

Y’all when I wrote IELTS I got a band 9/9 in my reading test. Don’t joke with me when it comes to reading in between the lines.

No matter the problem I’m stucked on, once I take C₂H₅OH clarity go show and problem is solved.

@Thazhigilla_ Send ur address I wan check something 😏

Many people might not believe this but... In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here'' I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name." I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence). I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾 Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again. I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him. The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭 I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?" He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander. I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts. If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.

Content without Structure is just noise

@Akintola_steve Give me 3 reasons why I should release funds ASAP …

If you’d love to be part of this amazing project, let me know. Mind you, almost everything is already done, just one or two final touches left. Indicate below, and I’ll reach out to you directly via DM. Heads up: I’ll first review your timeline and profile. Good luck.

My boss will remember me this day

@hackSultan My boss remember me sir

I'll try this actually. To try and open the gateway for Nigerians because of the new twitter location feature. So I'll try and follow 100 people daily starting today. If you're in tech and I'm not following you, kindly RT this and drop a comment.

So this my friend actually said he vibe coded fintech app for his client 😀😀😀… What advice do you have for him

I hope algorithm finds the right people who wants this. Comment If you are a business person and you want a free website for your business + the marketing side, All I need is for you to provide is your domain and hosting. There are many ways to help people and this is my own way.

@he_is_rashmon I’ll send u dm bro

@ZeePhysh Am open

Well, In future maybe not in this country shaa . I am documenting and researching how to generate electricity using infrareds… I know it’ll work but for now, let me sleep on it 🫡

@_aarya_01 @PLBompard Kindly follow back ..let’s share ideas

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Pitch your startup - Max 4 words - Link when ready 👀 Seen by 83k people last month 📈 YES, this counts as marketing - GO!

@odendeberia @PLBompard Hi, can you follow back I’ll love to connect with you

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@john322226 May God and lobistars show us mercy 🥺🥺🥺

If you don’t have a blue tick, On Tuesday I’ll force blue tick on your head for you to try and hustle your own growth on X Leave gambling and try another update.

@he_is_rashmon I’m open to anything and if you’ll like to jump on the rentaverse team, you’re welcome bro…

@he_is_rashmon I’m not big ooo how many is my body oga mii

@webdesignerng You that didn’t follow back 🥺🥺🥺

It’s Weekend night. Let us techies connect 🥂 ❤️ Hi, I’m Faith; Web Developer and SEO Expert. And you are?