Pai-Daddy

“Tmlc” has to be by far my most favorite abbreviation of all times 😹

Farthest goal ever scored in the club’s history. Fastest goal in Champions League history. First player to score a freekick goal against Neuer since Cristiano Ronaldo. And he's only 21

sometimes you just need a consistent sex partner not a relationship

@alipio_diogo2 apaga isso, tens tempo de redemption

Vocês do Real Madrid é melhor jantarem cedo, porque hoje tem 🤭

🦅 ¡Un halcón anda suelto en el Bernabéu!

ABSOLUTE CLASS😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥

We don't care. We enjoy. We never skip a Statham movie.

We look for in each other what we lack within ourselves

Women often act like looks are everything and that’s why you see them focusing on fixing their appearance while neglecting their character, attitude, and behavior

Whatttt a Saveee!! Courtois x.com/i/status/20238…

@DiianaD_ Drug trafficking

Which job can get you this car in 3months?🤔

@oelma__ eat with all my joy

You just got off a 15 hour overnight shift and come home to this. What do you do?

@oelma__ 🤣🤣🤣

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@james_xond id do it for 10

If someone paid you $20,000 to not have a single drop of alcohol for a year, would you do it?

LMFAOOOOOO what a player

@ali_naka Shut the fuck yo bitch… we better than y’all 😹

“We deserve Europe not Africa”

@wildfreakouts Hell naw

Woman wants to know if you would marry your dream woman who checks all the boxes except one, she has a high body count and tells you about it beforehand?

@esegbona_luis As a Mozambican, this is normal in the southern part of Africa with colored women 😹

🚨 Breaking News 😳😳😳 “I can’t date a man who can’t spend $1 MILLION on me. I’m too rich and beautiful.” — Tyla According to Tyla, love without money is noise. She made it clear that she’s not interested in broke love, saying if a man truly loves her, spending $1 million shouldn’t even come with complaints. She added that she can already spend that amount on herself without blinking — so any man stepping into her life should be ready to do double, including buying expensive Chanels without stress. “My love is directly proportional to money,” she said — and she’s not sorry about it. Africa’s most beautiful girl has officially set her standards, and it’s clear she’s aiming strictly for billionaire love only.

@ko_fights__ 2 3 years dagestani, forget

@Akteer_ Bigger than the NFL bruh 😹😭

@GodlyNations Why not

As a Christian, would this woman be welcome in your church? — Be honest!