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Buffalo, NY Katılım Eylül 2011
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walt denver
walt denver@waltdenver·
Jokic can't defend. Jokic's assists are fake. Jokic doesn't score at an elite level. He's overrated all over the court. He just happens to lead NBA in +/- over the last five years BY MORE THAN 500 POINTS OVER SECOND PLACE. Because he's fake and bad.
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barrel rolls
barrel rolls@barrel_rolls·
even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette
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Mark “not the race” Cuban
Mark “not the race” Cuban@JeremiahF74048·
My girl told me she got professional baseball players in her dms whole time it’s a Savannah bananas player
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RG 📷
RG 📷@RyanGreeneDNVR·
Nikola Jokic at the podium in Minions Crocs after putting up 23-21-19 😂
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Zelo@ZeloBuddy·
Mount Rushmore of worst people in the world right now: 1. Jemele Hill 2. Zohran Mamdani’s wife 3. Shaivonte Aician Gilgeous-Alexander 4. Zohran Mamdani
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Norm Macdonald
Norm Macdonald@normmacdonald·
What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?
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Acid House Hospital
Acid House Hospital@darkmusick_·
white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater
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The Lakers Daddy
The Lakers Daddy@NugsGetBuckets·
The Denver Nuggets play basketball today
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Did some research on the realtor from the open house 3% of $875K $26,250 for the following deliverables: One brochure > Three different fonts > Two of them Comic Sans adjacent > The header is left-aligned > The subheader is centered > The body text is right-aligned for reasons known only to God > Four photos taken on an iPhone 8 when the lighting was already dead > One has a finger in the corner > The kitchen shot has a trash bag visible > The property description says "boasts an open concept" which is realtor for "we removed a load-bearing wall and didn't pull a permit" If my analyst handed me a board deck with this level of formatting I'd fire him before lunch He produces 47-tab models with color-coded inputs and cross-referenced footnotes He makes $74K She makes $26,250 per house He works 80 hours a week She works open houses on Sundays I showed him the math He hasn't spoken since The free market is beautiful Sent from my iPhone
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Sunday 3pm Wife dragged me to an open house in our neighborhood Nice place 4 bed 3 bath Listing price $875K The realtor said "it's a great investment" I said "what's the cap rate" She said "excuse me?" I said "what's the net operating income as a percentage of the purchase price" She said "this is a home not a rental property" I said "everything is a rental property if you run the numbers right" My wife grabbed my arm and said "we're just looking" The realtor smiled I asked if the seller would provide trailing 12 months of utility expenses and a maintenance capex schedule She handed me a brochure with photos of the kitchen No financials No diligence materials No QoE And people wonder why residential real estate is inefficient My wife said "you ruined it" I said "I improved the process" We are not buying the house Sent from my iPhone

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Legion Hoops
Legion Hoops@LegionHoops·
Michael Porter Jr. on this year’s NBA championship: “I’d love it, and hate it, if Denver won. I’d love it because those are my friends. But I’d hate it because that means they got better without me. I’m like a toxic ex.” 💀 (via @Emilyaustin)
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Nuggets Lead
Nuggets Lead@NuggetsLead·
Name a RANDOM Nuggets player you LOVED I'll start:
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Wen@Riverboat_Ross·
Wish me luck fellas
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Legion Hoops
Legion Hoops@LegionHoops·
Nikola Jokic says he used to hit the pub with his dad when he was 10 years old: “I used to go to the pub with my dad when I was 10... That may sound bad now, but I'm grateful for that... I learned songs, how to behave, how to order drinks... My dad never broke the glass. I did, multiple times.” (via @BasketNews_com, h/t @TheNBABase)
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Hana 🏀
Hana 🏀@HanaHoops·
The odds of a little kid in Serbia twenty years ago wearing a random Denver sports teams merch and becoming their greatest player in franchise history will always be one of the craziest sports stories.
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Little did these boys know

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