Mark

Can confirm.

Kendrick. Is. King.

@RaXxBeatz Hahahahha yo cmon

@Zen_Marko Says the man who takes the longest to get ready in the AM

Y’all know the rules of you stay ready, you don’t gotta get ready

I’ll kms

the list of things in this life better than a fckin philly cheesesteak is v small do not argue with me

@LordBrathwaite I’m doing it for the niece (,:

@LordBrathwaite Dude and I head up to Detroit area tomorrow😂😂

@Its_ME55 They should’ve had a list ready for this update

@Zen_Marko Now if only NUT will stop correcting to BUT

Has anybody realized the iPhone update auto corrects “f**king” properly?!? This is evolution

@Peytonshillcutt 😂 love ya Shilly

@Zen_Marko I laugh at my own jokes too.

@Peytonshillcutt Clearly

@Zen_Marko I aint go no autocorrect.

@FlexRodl @MattBZY Gas though

@MattBZY Love this. The way I’d be running around the streets in a kimono

Oh, and my barber

When it comes time for me to move, I hope my therapist knows I’m bringing her with

I am en route to meet the world champion Texas Rangers back home in Arlington. This is peak existence.

“In their 63rd year.. IT’S TIME. THE TEXAS RANGERS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Can y’all tell that I’m just on here drunk tweeting sometimes? The grammar in this tweet has just now been brought to my attention

Why does terrifying and terrific having opposing definitions?