Varka’s Side Piece

@Varka_Dad @dukeoftea3 Mind you, I got this dog on Craig’s list…

@dukeoftea3 WOOF WOOF!!

Woof woof

@ruthmeoow @chile_x_tea Ha April fools!!😉✌️ Now Over NOW!!

@chile_x_tea I'M NOT PLAYING ABOUT THIS

let me just... slip in here

@VarkaOfMond ✨🌸✨ OMG NOOOO but I understand , and I respect your decision. Thank you for being such a joy to the Community. I guess this is goodbye, so toodle loo

🐾 Official goodbye letter. Thank you everyone for all the fun times. I'm really tired and this has been a long time coming, love you guys.

@VarkaGrand67 What is happening to my my husbands

I AM..... WOOFKA.

@Varka_Dad YOUR TRANSFORMATION!!!

Woof!

@UserQiuyuan Ok you just read me like a story book

@ZenitsuSlaysOk Do you often reminisce of old memories or look back into the past you might not have lived long in ? It evokes a sense of peace in living . I could almost taste the dust that covers the memorabilia displayed in a room, the posters peeling off the surfaces .

To any who sees this, share a song with me . I will be able to read you by judging your personal taste .

@wrio_theslay @Varka_Dad Why are you already flirting, we just met…. But I suppose… Varka doesn’t have to know~ right ?~🌱✨🌸

@Varka_Dad @ZenitsuSlaysOk Hello~ ❤️

Case in point

@Varka_Dad @wrio_theslay I understand that, but…. I’ve never been introduced to him just yet

@ZenitsuSlaysOk @wrio_theslay Wriothesley has always been there

@Varka_Dad @wrio_theslay 👀 hmmm… is this your new main piece? One day I’ll get there

@wrio_theslay YES!!!

@VarkaGrand67 My face won’t be between, it’ll be in them by the time I’m done

@VarkaOfMond Hey Varkagpt, initiate stripping sequence. If Varka is within (122 feet) of me, then he (immediately summons to my exact location). If Varka is (in my exact location), Then (make him strip off his clothing and peg me).

Greetings, friends! I am Varka, Grand Master of- I am Varka, Knight of- I am- Varka, Protector Boreas Grand! I like to drink on occasion, any and every occasion! Ha! Ha!- Ha!- Ha!- Ha!- Strong wind, woah!- [ Your Grand Master is malfunctioning whatever will you do? ]

@itsMONDSTADT @Genshin__Update Yes they better milk him, every last drop. I need all of it.

@Genshin__Update oh they're already milking that hag alright

Homeward, He Who Caught the Wind Merchandise Series Badge, Keychain and Shikishi Available for pre-order on April 1 Tmall link: e.tb.cn/h.ij47ixllU20W… #GenshinImpact #原神 #원신 #Varka

@VarkaOfMond And that thot was me. Let’s hook up later ✌️😉

I once had a thought.

@Varka_Dad Don’t let these posers still your love away from me babe.

Busted and busting

@Varka_Dad @wrio_theslay Why is today going so well for me? We are definitely linking up behind wriothesleys back later☆

@ZenitsuSlaysOk @wrio_theslay Ask and ye shall receive

Dear Wriothesley, ~~𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓼~~ Sincerely, Thigh-ka

@Varka_Dad @wrio_theslay I asked for thick German thighs aswell and so I might need “help” in that department.

@ZenitsuSlaysOk @wrio_theslay ??? WHY ARE YOU ASKING FOR HELP-- YOU ASKED FOR THIS

@Varka_Dad @wrio_theslay Well, yes.

@ZenitsuSlaysOk @wrio_theslay better?

@Varka_Dad @wrio_theslay With them, yes. with me, no.

@ZenitsuSlaysOk @wrio_theslay What if everything was platonic? Would that make you feel better?