soccer chaos gremlin

you can refer to me by my pronouns, “they/them”, or the gender-neutral identifier, “motherfucker”

Rep Zephyr, my partner, spoke passionately against SB99 in Montana, a gender affirming care ban for trans youth. “If you’re trans, I have one request for you. Please stay alive.” “We will win this fight. We’ll win in our communities. Every day we are out, we shift the needle.”

Patrick Vieira getting sacked on St. Patrick’s Day… lmao

Not finishing any of our chances. Couldn’t finish a piece of buttered toast. I just want this nightmare season to be over 🥲

Both of my teams playing poorly today. No more football today please, I’m not hungry anymore.

When the Inside Anfield gets released for this game, I’m getting the snacks out

Imagine thinking that Walmart an almost TRILLION$ company is going to close a store due to “theft” when retail theft makes up 1% of all types of theft in the country. Walmart is closing because they are greedy.

Me at half time: I’m gonna v****, I’m so nervous Me at full time: I’M SO HAPPY I’M GONNA V****

A Sunday well spent ❤️

It's seven heaven for @LFC! 🤯 #LIVMUN

somehow this is the funniest response to me

BOBBY PLEASE DONT LEAVE I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

@abbymcecilia you’re definitely watching one team get railed rn that’s for sure

i like when soccer gets homoerotic

we went to a hockey game last night, watched f1 this morning, and then followed it up with soccer. this is the most Sports™️ i’ve ever been in my whole life

WE WANT SEVEN

Bro Carra looks like a fucking gremlin 😂😭

DARWIN AND THE GALA-GAKPOS

@abbymcecilia Bless you, glad you caught us (Liverpool) on a box office match 🥰

@Zephyrling liverpool v manchester united

THE KING DOES NOT MISS BITCHES

With love, Studge, what in the fuck

It’s great that the students are gone because I can yell things like “suck sick and kick rocks!” at the tee vee while watching football Their presence didn’t stop me from doing it before, but now I can do it and care even less!